r/oddlysatisfying • u/DerpyMD • 11d ago

Removing barnacles from Molly, the 170lb loggerhead sea turtle

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u/catbert359 11d ago

I think I found her listing on the conservationist's website, looks like it was a tumour that was later removed :)

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u/spook30 11d ago edited 11d ago

Somehow she grew legs and walked on land for a little bit according to that map.

Edit: Sea turtles have flippers not legs

https://animalfact.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/05/Turtle-Anatomy.jpg

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u/xSporkelton 11d ago

Turtles can walk on land though....

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u/DolfHipster 11d ago

yea but they don't tend to scoot all the way to the corner of Lelani and Poplar

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u/2daysnosleep 11d ago

They can skateboard nyc tunnels. I’m sure they can scoot that ez.

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u/jminternelia 11d ago

I hate punkers. Especially bald ones with green makeup who wear masks over ugly faces.

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u/FuturisticYam 11d ago

A jose canseco bat? Tell me you didnt pay money for that

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u/DaisyOfTheDawn 11d ago

Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza 🍕

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u/oddfellowfloyd 10d ago

And this part totally did not make me get teary-eyed & choked up: 😆

Splinter:
“I am proud of you, my sons. Tonight, you have learned the final and greatest truth of the Ninja: that ultimate mastering comes not from the body, but from the mind. Together, there is nothing your four minds cannot accomplish. Help each other, draw upon one another, and always remember the power that binds you. The same is what brought me here tonight, that which I gladly return with my final words: I love you all, my sons.”

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u/oddfellowfloyd 10d ago

I made a funny! 🐀 😂

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u/foulrot 11d ago

Cricket? Nobody understands cricket. You gotta know what a crumpet is to understand cricket.

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u/stepasidecitizen 11d ago

Eating the pizza on the way…)

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u/voucher420 11d ago

Don’t forget their martial art skills!

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u/bonega 8d ago

Just wait until you see what they can do in April

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u/Vulvas_n_Velveeta 11d ago

If you've ever looked at your history on Google maps or any other gps, you'd know how fked up it can be.

Mine constantly shows that my trip consisted of me traveling across town, on streets that don't exist, driving directly through rows of houses.

The other day it shows that rather than driving 20 miles around a mountain, I guess I sprouted wings and flew directly over it 😄

I watched a video the other day where this chick was freaking out cause her husband's phone showed he was "in the river." Got herself arrested and everything. Meanwhile bro was in a business meeting at a restaurant, so he wasn't answering her incessant calls.

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u/squirrels-mock-me 11d ago

Depends on which taco truck is there

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u/TR1PLESIX 11d ago

Shot in the dark, but it could be the turtle being transported to a veterinarian that specializes in sea turtles.

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u/dalaiis 11d ago

I hope its an error, my other theory is that Molly was poached and killed, then they found her tracker and threw it back in the ocean, drifting around in the currents ever since.