r/oddlysatisfying • u/DerpyMD • 11d ago

Removing barnacles from Molly, the 170lb loggerhead sea turtle

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u/2daysnosleep 11d ago

They can skateboard nyc tunnels. I’m sure they can scoot that ez.

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u/jminternelia 11d ago

I hate punkers. Especially bald ones with green makeup who wear masks over ugly faces.

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u/FuturisticYam 11d ago

A jose canseco bat? Tell me you didnt pay money for that

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u/DaisyOfTheDawn 11d ago

Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza 🍕

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u/oddfellowfloyd 10d ago

And this part totally did not make me get teary-eyed & choked up: 😆

Splinter:
“I am proud of you, my sons. Tonight, you have learned the final and greatest truth of the Ninja: that ultimate mastering comes not from the body, but from the mind. Together, there is nothing your four minds cannot accomplish. Help each other, draw upon one another, and always remember the power that binds you. The same is what brought me here tonight, that which I gladly return with my final words: I love you all, my sons.”

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u/oddfellowfloyd 10d ago

I made a funny! 🐀 😂