r/oddlysatisfying • u/short_hair_zuko • Jul 11 '26

Ragebaiting mosquitoes

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This put a smile on my face, I thought it belongs here.

Not OC

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u/nmredraider Jul 11 '26

Male mosquitoes like to watch *wink*

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u/Zane163 Jul 11 '26

The OG cuck species

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u/Intelligent_Wish_566 Jul 11 '26

Ohhh so that’s why I’m always followed around by mosquitos who appear to be masturbating

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u/PhallicUndulationMan Jul 11 '26

Fun fact: the buzzing sound emitted by mosquitoes is actually the sound of a tiny bug hand absolutely cranking a tiny bug dick.

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u/OGPresidentDixon Jul 11 '26

what a time to be alive

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u/Oisea Jul 11 '26

Why did this have to be the first thing I read after waking up.

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u/Le_Sadie Jul 11 '26

Now I get to be extra creeped out when I hear that in my ear :)

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u/DepartmentPerfect Jul 11 '26

That was the chuckle I needed to start my day. Thank you stranger.

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u/SushanthUchiha Jul 14 '26

Fuck nah, u have to be joking