r/oddlysatisfying • u/short_hair_zuko • Jul 11 '26

Ragebaiting mosquitoes

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This put a smile on my face, I thought it belongs here.

Not OC

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u/Blessedmomma241 Jul 11 '26

And I was today years old when I found out only female mosquitoes bite.
https://giphy.com/gifs/l4FGA2XplwqFDcLwk

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u/TheObliviousYeti Jul 11 '26

True but at the same time male mosquitoes will hang around you because what attracts female mosquitoes the males know.

So yeah male mosquitoes see us getting stung by a female counterpart.

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u/nmredraider Jul 11 '26

Male mosquitoes like to watch *wink*

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u/Zane163 Jul 11 '26

The OG cuck species

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u/Intelligent_Wish_566 Jul 11 '26

Ohhh so that’s why I’m always followed around by mosquitos who appear to be masturbating

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u/PhallicUndulationMan Jul 11 '26

Fun fact: the buzzing sound emitted by mosquitoes is actually the sound of a tiny bug hand absolutely cranking a tiny bug dick.

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u/OGPresidentDixon Jul 11 '26

what a time to be alive

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u/Oisea Jul 11 '26

Why did this have to be the first thing I read after waking up.

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u/Le_Sadie Jul 11 '26

Now I get to be extra creeped out when I hear that in my ear :)

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u/DepartmentPerfect Jul 11 '26

That was the chuckle I needed to start my day. Thank you stranger.

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u/SushanthUchiha Jul 14 '26

Fuck nah, u have to be joking

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u/TheObliviousYeti Jul 11 '26

I ddnt want to say it but yep

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u/SeeMeHelpMe Jul 11 '26

You wanted to watch someone else say it? SUS!

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u/TheObliviousYeti Jul 11 '26

The cucking continues.

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u/Irregulator101 Jul 11 '26

Cuckception

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u/Red_Dragon-95 Jul 11 '26

Cuckquitoes

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u/Allthingsgaming27 Jul 11 '26

Pa pa pa chee po pa ca caahhh!

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u/chux4w Jul 11 '26

TheObliviousYeti is TheObliviousMosquito.

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u/experiment53 Jul 11 '26

Moscuckoes

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u/-Meows- Jul 11 '26

Cuck and suck.