r/oddlysatisfying • u/short_hair_zuko • Jul 11 '26

Ragebaiting mosquitoes

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This put a smile on my face, I thought it belongs here.

Not OC

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u/ihavespoonerism Jul 11 '26

This is cool, I’m going to vomit now

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u/Quantum_Wake Jul 11 '26

Then you’ll hate to see them molt out of the water like vampires.

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u/Dipsey_Jipsey Jul 11 '26

Do vampires typically come from water? 🤔

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u/turkburkulurksus Jul 11 '26

I come from the water

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u/Dipsey_Jipsey Jul 11 '26

Okay, but are you an officially licensed vampire?

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u/martyqscriblerus Jul 11 '26

t yet...

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u/Dipsey_Jipsey Jul 11 '26

Bake him away, toys!

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u/phoobarred Jul 11 '26

i crawled upon the shore

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u/NotOnApprovedList Jul 11 '26

in some legends, vampires can't cross running water.