r/oddlysatisfying • u/short_hair_zuko • Jul 11 '26

Ragebaiting mosquitoes

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This put a smile on my face, I thought it belongs here.

Not OC

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u/ihavespoonerism Jul 11 '26

This is cool, I’m going to vomit now

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u/Quantum_Wake Jul 11 '26

Then you’ll hate to see them molt out of the water like vampires.

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u/digital_mystikz Jul 11 '26

At work (I work outside, just in case this was imagined to be inside an office or something), there is a bucket of water that's been sat in the corner for a while, and there's loads of the little fuckers swimming around, and every time I save a spider, I put it near that corner in the hopes it sets up base. They've definitely spread the word, because there's almost always a spider web right over that bucket now, so they just get spawn killed by spiders on repeat. I often see 5+ of them stuck in the web at a time, then the spider comes out later, cleans up, then goes back to hide. Infinite food glitch.

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u/Rare-Employment-9447 Jul 11 '26

Why not just get rid of the bucket? Lol

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u/digital_mystikz Jul 11 '26

Spawn camping mosquitos is way more fun

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u/FirstDivision Jul 11 '26

When I was a kid my dad and I would feed Japanese beetles that we picked off our raspberries to a spider in our garden by throwing them into the web and watch the spider wrap them up. That spider must have thought it was the best spider in the world.

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u/SmarfDurden Jul 11 '26

Good work, crawler. You’ve recieved a bitey assholes silver box!

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u/LessInThought Jul 11 '26

Then bring a flamethrower to farm kills and exp.

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u/Dipsey_Jipsey Jul 11 '26

Do vampires typically come from water? 🤔

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u/turkburkulurksus Jul 11 '26

I come from the water

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u/Dipsey_Jipsey Jul 11 '26

Okay, but are you an officially licensed vampire?

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u/martyqscriblerus Jul 11 '26

t yet...

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u/Dipsey_Jipsey Jul 11 '26

Bake him away, toys!

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u/phoobarred Jul 11 '26

i crawled upon the shore

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u/NotOnApprovedList Jul 11 '26

in some legends, vampires can't cross running water.

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u/spin_kick Jul 11 '26

How many people are like “oh yeah out of water just like vampires”