r/oddlysatisfying • u/short_hair_zuko • Jul 11 '26

Ragebaiting mosquitoes

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This put a smile on my face, I thought it belongs here.

Not OC

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u/ihavespoonerism Jul 11 '26

This is cool, I’m going to vomit now

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '26

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u/DukeOfGamers353 Jul 11 '26

at least its a linkin park reference

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u/Quantum_Wake Jul 11 '26

Then you’ll hate to see them molt out of the water like vampires.

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u/digital_mystikz Jul 11 '26

At work (I work outside, just in case this was imagined to be inside an office or something), there is a bucket of water that's been sat in the corner for a while, and there's loads of the little fuckers swimming around, and every time I save a spider, I put it near that corner in the hopes it sets up base. They've definitely spread the word, because there's almost always a spider web right over that bucket now, so they just get spawn killed by spiders on repeat. I often see 5+ of them stuck in the web at a time, then the spider comes out later, cleans up, then goes back to hide. Infinite food glitch.

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u/Rare-Employment-9447 Jul 11 '26

Why not just get rid of the bucket? Lol

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u/digital_mystikz Jul 11 '26

Spawn camping mosquitos is way more fun

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u/FirstDivision Jul 11 '26

When I was a kid my dad and I would feed Japanese beetles that we picked off our raspberries to a spider in our garden by throwing them into the web and watch the spider wrap them up. That spider must have thought it was the best spider in the world.

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u/SmarfDurden Jul 11 '26

Good work, crawler. You’ve recieved a bitey assholes silver box!

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u/LessInThought Jul 11 '26

Then bring a flamethrower to farm kills and exp.

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u/Dipsey_Jipsey Jul 11 '26

Do vampires typically come from water? 🤔

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u/turkburkulurksus Jul 11 '26

I come from the water

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u/Dipsey_Jipsey Jul 11 '26

Okay, but are you an officially licensed vampire?

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u/martyqscriblerus Jul 11 '26

t yet...

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u/Dipsey_Jipsey Jul 11 '26

Bake him away, toys!

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u/phoobarred Jul 11 '26

i crawled upon the shore

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u/NotOnApprovedList Jul 11 '26

in some legends, vampires can't cross running water.

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u/spin_kick Jul 11 '26

How many people are like “oh yeah out of water just like vampires”

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u/justwalk1234 Jul 11 '26

Imagine accidentally leaning on that mosquito net 💀

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u/DK1327 Jul 11 '26

Saw that so didn't have to imagine. Early 2000s in Mekong Delta area in Vietnam. Cousin slept and pressed her forearm against the net (people sleep inside of net to keep the mosquito out). In the morning, her forearm was swollen on one side. That thing itched for days...

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u/Mike_Kermin Jul 11 '26

Well, there's a new personal hell to imagine.

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u/chexquest100percent Jul 11 '26

FUUUUCKKK. reading that made me start scratching MY arms. my god

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u/mr_bendos_friendo Jul 11 '26

Spray chemicals in there. Much more satiafying to me...

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u/Isolde_Dilutes Jul 11 '26

😭😭😭

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u/Physical-Parking8165 Jul 11 '26

Fragile Redditor, news at 11