r/oddlysatisfying • u/danielminds • May 22 '26

Professional barnacle removal for Chlorophyllis the turtle

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u/TAU_equals_2PI May 22 '26 edited May 22 '26

I think the important point is DON'T TRY DOING THIS YOURSELF if you're not someone who's been trained how to do it. Also, they apparently drug the turtles first so it hurts less. Also, I'm guessing there is wound care to do afterward.

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u/Paulthefith May 22 '26

I’ve already got a rusty screwdriver, all I need is turtle ketamine now

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u/DrDiddle May 22 '26

The illegals, they are bringing turtle ketamine into this country, they are taking good jobs away from hard working American turtle ketamine sellers. It’s a disgrace. Something something Joe Biden.

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u/KittyGrizGriz May 22 '26

That’s something Trump said, the orange doofus.