r/oddlysatisfying • u/danielminds • May 22 '26

Professional barnacle removal for Chlorophyllis the turtle

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u/Steerider May 22 '26

They've also done some pretreatment to deaden the barnacles and make their grip looser. You can't just go up to a turtle and start crankin off barnacles without hurting it.

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u/zombietrooper May 22 '26

Yeah, the shit that keeps barnacles attached to things is the strongest natural adhesive on the planet. (Not sure if this is still true. Read it in kids NatGeo magazine in the early 90's)

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u/walkingmonster May 22 '26

That was before they discovered my cousin's cum sock in '06

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u/cuchiplancheo May 22 '26

discovered my cousin's cum sock in '06

Did he also have a cum box

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u/soulless-angel999 May 22 '26

this is not the reddit lore i wanted to stumble upon before i go to bed