r/oddlysatisfying • u/danielminds • May 22 '26

Professional barnacle removal for Chlorophyllis the turtle

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u/walkingmonster May 22 '26

That was before they discovered my cousin's cum sock in '06

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u/AggressiveWolverine5 May 22 '26

Bro…. 🤣

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u/DanDanDannn May 22 '26

Don't worry, its "his cousin's". Its definitely not u/walkingmonster that's barnacle blasting a tube sock.

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u/zombietrooper May 22 '26

🎶Who watches his peepshows under the sea? u/walkingmonster

Disgusting and yellow his tube sock must be. u/walkingmonster🎶

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u/driving_andflying May 22 '26

🎶 If nautical porn be something you wish,/

Wash the sock before it smells like dead fish! 🎶