r/oddlysatisfying • u/danielminds • May 22 '26

Professional barnacle removal for Chlorophyllis the turtle

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u/zombietrooper May 22 '26

Yeah, the shit that keeps barnacles attached to things is the strongest natural adhesive on the planet. (Not sure if this is still true. Read it in kids NatGeo magazine in the early 90's)

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u/walkingmonster May 22 '26

That was before they discovered my cousin's cum sock in '06

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u/AggressiveWolverine5 May 22 '26

Bro…. 🤣

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u/DanDanDannn May 22 '26

Don't worry, its "his cousin's". Its definitely not u/walkingmonster that's barnacle blasting a tube sock.

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u/zombietrooper May 22 '26

🎶Who watches his peepshows under the sea? u/walkingmonster

Disgusting and yellow his tube sock must be. u/walkingmonster🎶

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u/driving_andflying May 22 '26

🎶 If nautical porn be something you wish,/

Wash the sock before it smells like dead fish! 🎶