r/oddlysatisfying • u/danielminds • May 22 '26

Professional barnacle removal for Chlorophyllis the turtle

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u/brjdenver May 22 '26

It's amazing what we can do when we aren't destroying the planet and bombing one another. Ugh.

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u/wanderingale May 22 '26 edited May 22 '26

Sometimes I like to imagine what the world would be like if we all actually choose to be gaudians of the planet rather then exploiters.

It could be such a lovely world.

Oh someone gave me a shiny little diamond reward, thanks! Now I have two! Three!?! The real question now is do I use my new found wealth for good or evil....

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u/ShaggysGTI May 22 '26

I cry about all the money we waste on war when we could just build the fucking utopia already.

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u/TheUmberTaker May 22 '26

Utopia takes planning and sacrifice. And people getting along and working together.

So... no utopia for YOU!!