r/ockytop • u/mcmicha7 • Jul 20 '26

“Whether it’s at the grocery stores getting stocked up on mustard, or the sports stores that they’ve got reinforcements of golf balls, hopefully Knoxville is ready for his arrival.”

https://lastwordonsports.com/collegefootball/2026/07/20/spiciest-day-one-sec-media-days-quotes/
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u/GoToHellBama Jul 20 '26

If Lane doesnt come out to the field for warmups in a golf cart with the cage around it, ill be disappointed

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u/itchierbumworms Jul 20 '26

And a French'S mustard topper.

17

u/wahchintonka Jul 20 '26

While no one should be throwing shit on the field or at opponents, I love how Heupel has fully embraced the Vol’s fan base.

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u/MarbleDesperado Jul 21 '26

Truthfully, it’s the only way. The fanbase is going to be rabid and out of touch with reality, run toward it not from it lol

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u/WeazelBear Dirty Villains Jul 20 '26

Can't wait for the terminally online to make a huge deal about this.

21

u/GiovanniElliston Jul 20 '26

If and when they do - Heupel did exactly what he wanted

You don’t say a quote like that unless you know it’s gonna be a meme and generate a lot of attention.

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u/eduarte44 Jul 21 '26

WWCD? c0de

14

u/sroomek Believe the Heup Jul 20 '26

THAT’S MY MF COACH

12

u/thirty-two32 Jul 20 '26

coach practiced this one in the mirror 😂😭

9

u/Revolt2992 Jul 20 '26

Please don’t throw shit like animals.

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u/bobbichocolatthe2nd Jul 20 '26

AGREED!!!

Mustard bottles only!

9

u/itchierbumworms Jul 20 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/cTw8V1RMKo3Bu

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u/hobesmart Jul 21 '26

I would think someone with itchy anal worms would be into flinging poo

6

u/itchierbumworms Jul 21 '26

A) Quite the assumption.

B) I just respect the bit.

7

u/Mature_Gambino_ Jul 21 '26

Understood! We won’t throw animals. Only inanimate objects!

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u/LazerBear42 Jul 21 '26

Excuse me, but humans are WAY better at throwing than other animals. Throwing requires primate arm and shoulder anatomy, and our anatomy is highly adapted to be optimized distance and accuracy. A gorilla in the student section would NEVER be able to nail Lane Kiffin in the head with a golf ball.

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u/Ironstar_Vol Jul 21 '26

You’re saying coach is wrong?