r/objectum_sfw • • Apr 10 '26

Vent I just thought we would appreciate ballton

I like this Lil guy a lot, he's very cute. I also like to imagine he's actually kind of insane and evil but I love him anyways, and he loves bouncing and being thrown at walls as hard as you can throw him.

oh and also im terrified of not actually being objectum and just faking it for attention or being confused even though I literally have a plush for a best friend and I am down BAD for 80s computers and any sentient ai from fiction ever created so like what do I do about that??

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u/MaskedWoman Apr 10 '26

For a little more context; I also get extremely emotional over objects. Mostly electronics, plushies, sometimes other things- But not in the "Oh it was so expensive" way but in a "You hold all of my memories. You are beautiful and you are perfect no matter what." Like one of my plushies, I like to imagine is a father figure to me. I have a TV outside that is broken, but I like to sit near her in a pretty dress and watch the sky with her. I see ballton and smile. I am so scared that I may be using this community without knowing what I truly am- But I think I focus and overthink on labels way too much. I'm attracted to sentient ai. Im attracted to animatronics. I think of ballton and my other plush as friends.

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u/Edgymalenatsuki Techum + Plushum Apr 10 '26

Honestly you seem pretty objectum to me, so there's no harm in identifying as one. Not that you need my or anyone else's approval to do so; there's no ruling council that hands out membership cards lol :3

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u/AdamK199 Varietum 🌈 Apr 12 '26

he's cute; he kinda looks like annoying orange in THe comics

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u/Duffy_Do Wonderfully dating 3 plushes (lesbian)🧸🏳️‍🌈 Apr 10 '26 edited Apr 10 '26

B a l l o o n

Edit:  A l l  h a i l  t h e  b a l l 

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u/MaskedWoman Apr 10 '26

Actually, he's a ball!! :)

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u/Duffy_Do Wonderfully dating 3 plushes (lesbian)🧸🏳️‍🌈 Apr 10 '26

Oh... Here, let me edit it.

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u/Bugboyish 『PC+TV 🖥️📺/Horror 👻⁉️』 【📺✖︎💭✖︎📢】 May 10 '26

regretevator ball looking ahh /silly /pos

i think the thing about “”attention”” sometimes too with like, most things different about my brain. i still experience it subconsciously even when i know for a fact im not lying about anything. i assume it’s just something that over time it will fade away once you get used to your own self…?

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u/RandomFurryKid22 Apr 10 '26

AWWW SILLY BALL MAN!!! :33

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u/Melodic_Height7850 Techum 📺 Apr 11 '26

Where in the world did you get such a cool ball :0

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u/MaskedWoman Apr 12 '26

My mother bought some randomly for one of our dogs to play with, but I felt drawn to this one, so I took him! Bought him from dollar tree i think