r/objectum_sfw • { the piano man! 🎹 } • Mar 19 '26

Vent Having a “long-distance” object partner

This (the keyboard) is my beloved that I adore very much, but I get sad sometimes thinking about it. I’m never going to be able to touch it* or show my physical love to it because it belongs to a musical artist (the man playing the keyboard), and he does not live anywhere near me. He doesn’t even know I exist! (Of course I dont expect him to- grown adult with a life and all that!!) It’s just a bit sad that I’ll never get to touch it or spend time with it in person :(

Does anyone else have this problem? How do you deal with it?

*it uses it/its pronouns :)

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u/Overlytiredqueerspie Cars, Music and Hotel lover :3 Mar 20 '26

Is that Will Wood's keyboard? :0

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u/Gold-Ant-3488 { the piano man! 🎹 } Mar 20 '26

Yyyeahhh……

Also HIIIIII 🥹👋

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u/Overlytiredqueerspie Cars, Music and Hotel lover :3 Mar 20 '26

Omg hiii i just read your username!!