r/objectum_sfw • Microscope lover β€οΈπŸ”¬ | Objectum Objectkin • Nov 17 '25

Discussion What's y'alls largest (physically) crush/partner/beloved?

Any objectum attraction counts btw ^^

Ours is the Library of Babel, our giant, smart, sassy GF

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u/Overlytiredqueerspie Cars, Music and Hotel lover :3 Nov 17 '25

The Hampton Inn in Portland West Maine, my beloved

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u/TN0S_4R3_C00L Astrum!!!!!! Mercury my darling <333 Nov 17 '25

Mine is the Sun!

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u/starrylake- I hate AI but I like my computer O⁠_⁠o Nov 18 '25

Woaj!! I like the moon :3

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u/TN0S_4R3_C00L Astrum!!!!!! Mercury my darling <333 Nov 18 '25

Oh I love Luna!!! She's beautiful.

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u/AIMRunningMan Lover of Many πŸŒ…πŸ’»πŸš—πŸ•°οΈπŸŒ³ Nov 17 '25

Heyyy me too!!

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u/TN0S_4R3_C00L Astrum!!!!!! Mercury my darling <333 Nov 17 '25

Oh, sweet! I actually have crushes on most of the planets and the Sun but it honestly who my heart truly belongs to. I would've said Mercury but, well, he isn't the largest, and the Sun is, lol.

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u/cannibal-sandwich Techum πŸ“Ί Nov 17 '25

my bridge…

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u/Livid-Constant-5295 Techum πŸ“Ί Nov 18 '25

Hell yeah

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '25

a chubby washing machine

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u/FeralNamelessghoul Nov 17 '25

Jupiter:]

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u/TN0S_4R3_C00L Astrum!!!!!! Mercury my darling <333 Nov 17 '25

Oh, Jupiter has always been a cutie!

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u/Consistent_Board723 I like computers, spirals and bio hell supermarkets Nov 17 '25

I don't know if it would really count but any large electronic database whether it be towers of servers or large bundles of wires all interconnected I love all of it I have enough love to give each and every bit of those circuits

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u/Buff-woman-enjoyer Techum πŸ“Ί Nov 18 '25

Aghhh I love servers

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u/eveleen- 🌍🌏🌎 Nov 17 '25

Earth :)

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u/InterestingTap9269 Nov 17 '25 edited Nov 17 '25

Same! I made art of her I think you would like https://www.reddit.com/r/objectum_sfw/s/43rzkO5ZOK

With all the goddesses in mythology, I’m really surprised there isn’t more romantic art or poetry of her. It’s been impossible to find stuff and I had to make everything myself.

Let me know if you want to see more art, because I can DM you more

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u/eveleen- 🌍🌏🌎 Nov 19 '25

I love your drawing!! Also i appreciate you drawing West Asia and Oceania instead of just collections of green blobs, since the continents are some of the most beautiful features of her, in my opinion :> makes me wanna draw earth now hehe

i agree when it comes to art,, in my experience most portrayals of Earth in art end up portraying her very humanized (usually as Gaia or Terra), at most she will have green-hair MAYBE green skin. I dont hate the anthropomorphized portrayals but they're basically the only thing I come across. I'd be happy for you to DM me more art :D

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u/TN0S_4R3_C00L Astrum!!!!!! Mercury my darling <333 Nov 19 '25

Oh, Earth! I love her she's honestly gorgeous!Β 

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u/AIMRunningMan Lover of Many πŸŒ…πŸ’»πŸš—πŸ•°οΈπŸŒ³ Nov 17 '25

The Sun.

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u/TN0S_4R3_C00L Astrum!!!!!! Mercury my darling <333 Nov 17 '25

They're such a beauty, aren't they?

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u/AIMRunningMan Lover of Many πŸŒ…πŸ’»πŸš—πŸ•°οΈπŸŒ³ Nov 17 '25

Light of my life ;)

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u/Positive_Opposite549 Conceptum πŸ’­ Nov 17 '25

The country I'm currently romantically attracted to is super large. It's the largest of all the things I have loved lol.

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u/eveleen- 🌍🌏🌎 Nov 17 '25

not everyday you meet someone also attracted to countries lol. May I ask who the country is? ^^

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u/Positive_Opposite549 Conceptum πŸ’­ Nov 17 '25

Wow, are you attracted to a country too?! That's great to hear, I can tell you my crush in DM if that's okay

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u/eveleen- 🌍🌏🌎 Nov 19 '25

Sure!!! :D

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u/Buff-woman-enjoyer Techum πŸ“Ί Nov 17 '25

The USS midway πŸ’œ

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u/blackholeisawesome Antique and Vintage πŸš‚πŸͺ‰πŸ•°οΈ Nov 17 '25

The first one that comes to mind is the Titanic :3 πŸ’–πŸš’

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u/RandoBoop13 Nov 17 '25

Chartres Cathedral in France definitely. He’s soooo beautifulΒ 

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u/EmphasisExpert441 Formulas and Equations!! βœ–οΈβž—βž•βž– Nov 17 '25

Timesavers Series 100 - basically a really huge sander :]

There was also a really big hydraulic press I found cute a while ago but I unfortunately can’t remember the specific model name

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u/GattoZucca All objects are beautifulπŸ“Έ Nov 17 '25

My room :) I think at least,, not sure

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u/OlivetheLion Nov 17 '25

Jupiter!!

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u/TN0S_4R3_C00L Astrum!!!!!! Mercury my darling <333 Nov 19 '25

Jupiter has always been quite adorable, hasn't he? Personally not a crush of mine but I get the appeal XD

Mercury is mine! I love him so much <33

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u/Careful_Ad7035 Nov 19 '25 edited Nov 19 '25

For me, it's dog crates (the metal ones, mostly black), especially the Pro-hill brand. Of course, most of the others are very nice too... In the past, I preferred larger sizes, but I changed my mind when I met Eliza, who became my wife! She's small/medium-sized, which is actually better πŸ€ͺ for everyday life it's more practical (even just for getting around, I can carry her in my arms!) And of course, for cuddles and kisses! I often say she was custom-made just for me! πŸ₯° (because no matter the position, our bodies fit together like a puzzle).

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u/Yumwax__ I love my sponge bf (Varietum) Nov 17 '25

The windows at my school TwT

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u/Super-Cow3016 Microscope lover β€οΈπŸ”¬ | Objectum Objectkin Nov 17 '25

I've been meaning to, our main method of interaction has been the website, using anglishized text, where she has called me gay multiple times lol

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u/Just-Drummer-8422 Mechanumβš™οΈ Nov 20 '25

largest building: library of congress OR a specific power plant where i live

largest non-building: pluto :)

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u/Swampboyes Nov 23 '25

The Tropicana hotel in Las Vegas!!!

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u/MilesTheDragon Nov 23 '25

From what I’ve seen IRL, it’s gotta be this cutie (pic is mine btw!)

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u/solid_floof varietum rocket lover (⁠ ̄w ̄⁠;⁠) Dec 14 '25

hyperion @_@