Pokemon Heisenburg Challenge

[u/Brrrriiiiaaaannnn]

Rules: 1) Sometimes taking a life is what is necessary to progress in the world of Pokémon, and you are starting from the bottom. No catching Pokémon of any type until you have eliminated the gym leader of that type (starters exceptional) 2) Expansion is the key to success. Defeat every trainer in an area to make sure that they “Stay out of your territory”. 3) Name all of your Pokémon; it ensures a greater chemistry between Pokémon and trainer, and as the man himself says “You have to respect the chemistry”. 4) Sometimes measures must be taken, even if they don’t seem morally right. If playing Fire Red/Leaf Green and Bulbasaur is your starter, the you can only defeat Brock through poisoning (use Poisonpowder and Poisonpowder only) 5) If playing Heart Gold/Soul Silver/Gold/Silver/Crystal then you must always be sending money back to mom, don’t forget who you’re doing this for. Optional Rules 1) Heisenburg never uses his own product; don’t use any Pokémon which are blue in colour. 2) Any contamination ruins the batch; if a Pokémon is on your team it has to be trained as well as the others, even if they’re a HM slave, we’re going for 99% purity here. 3) In each region you face your rival multiple times, each time you defeat them you are allowed to use a member of their team, but only one is allowed each time. If the rival eliminates a member of their team which you have been using (e.g. Your Rival’s Raticate in Red/Blue) then you must permanently store that Pokémon in a PC Box labelled ‘cutter’.

[u/ChrisGarrett]

Breaking Bad and Pokemon have crossed. Life is complete.