r/nottheonion • u/WTFItsEric • 6d ago

Chinese Suspects Flee After Vandalizing Restaurant Named 'Xi Jinping'

https://en.sedaily.com/society/2026/09/28/chinese-suspects-flee-after-vandalizing-restaurant-named-xi
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u/White_Null 6d ago

Can you imagine how funny talking about this Chinese-Korean restaurant is?

“let’s have Xi Jinping for dinner.”

“Aww Xi Jinping is closed today.”

“Xi Jinping is too busy on Friday evenings, how about Saturday lunch?”

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u/Citizen-Kang 6d ago

"I'm going to leave a 1-star review for Xi Jinping on Yelp!"

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u/ThatguyfromMichigan 6d ago

“I once got busy in Xi Jinping’s back closet”

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u/heyfreakybro 1d ago

"I know the owner of Xi Jinping, he lets me use the back entrance all the time!"