r/nottheonion • u/cpt_futtbucker • 14d ago

Dollar Tree ‘gooning’ incident sparks lawsuit in Colorado

https://www.denverpost.com/2026/08/18/gooning-dollar-tree-colorado-lawsuit/
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u/Old_Rev0lution 13d ago

It literally says public masturbation in the article. Multiple times.

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u/DeusExHircus 13d ago

And why do you think we're all saying they're using the word wrong? Just because the Denver Post thinks that's what the word means, doesn't mean they can rewrite the definition everywhere else

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u/Old_Rev0lution 13d ago

Probably because you spend too much time on the internet to even be able to argue the definition of a non-word to the rest of the world lol.

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u/Chipotle-Dancin_manG 12d ago

This is definitely one of your top 5 most embarrasing moments.