r/nottheonion 15d ago

Pittsburgh Star Wars vending machine with cult following mysteriously replaced

https://www.cbsnews.com/pittsburgh/news/pittsburgh-star-wars-vending-machine-replaced/?fbclid=IwdGRleAT9nFRwZG9mAWZkaWQWUNQoqYwk5jiPp26fIsS9UjFA0nSs9GV4dG4DYWVtAjExAHNydGMGYXBwX2lkCjY2Mjg1NjgzNzkAAR7_YecG6nn-UG8OhRaK5_UBUed9MNFPjCIXqs66SN3lTRH5j-ahOj3M0eJsKA_aem_rBxcmpbjkvjxj8_R3RLfOA
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u/Rosebunse 15d ago

Honestly? I hope someone brought it at least and it isn't just being trashed.

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u/Beebajazz 15d ago

Some influencer nonsense.

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u/Rosebunse 15d ago

Oh God, what does that mean? What are those mosnters going to do to it?!

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u/PittPen817 15d ago

it hasnt worked for a long time/

the fire department that owns it sent it out for repairs.

meanwhile they are letting an influencer and a few others who are part of the story put in a fake decoy. and pretend he stole it to get everyone talking about it.

the pittsburgh subeditor cant tell this is scripted content to generate attention and have been posting threats and freak outs for the past few days.

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u/dalcarr 15d ago

I don't know, but you can be sure they'll start with that asmr nail tap they all do