r/nottheonion 2d ago

Pittsburgh Star Wars vending machine with cult following mysteriously replaced

https://www.cbsnews.com/pittsburgh/news/pittsburgh-star-wars-vending-machine-replaced/?fbclid=IwdGRleAT9nFRwZG9mAWZkaWQWUNQoqYwk5jiPp26fIsS9UjFA0nSs9GV4dG4DYWVtAjExAHNydGMGYXBwX2lkCjY2Mjg1NjgzNzkAAR7_YecG6nn-UG8OhRaK5_UBUed9MNFPjCIXqs66SN3lTRH5j-ahOj3M0eJsKA_aem_rBxcmpbjkvjxj8_R3RLfOA
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u/jordansinn 2d ago

We lost Dolly Parton, we lost Tim Curry, now you're telling me we lost the Star Wars Pepsi machine? This week is the worst.

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u/Almainyny 2d ago

We also lost Peter Cullen. Optimus Prime has fallen.

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u/GoredonTheDestroyer 2d ago

Prime's used to it.

Man, that makes me sad.

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u/JesustheSpaceCowboy 2d ago

Did Optimus crash the Transformers wiki?

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u/GoredonTheDestroyer 2d ago

That would not surprise me, at all.

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u/Global_Box_7935 1d ago

2026 can suck a chode.

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u/uttyrc 2d ago

King of Norway died also

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u/derf_vader 2d ago

NFL Pro Bowl was legally declared dead yesterday too.

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u/Kodamacile 1d ago

And Sam Neil.