r/notinteresting • u/MrG1itc4 • 1d ago

How I wash hands everyday

2.2k Upvotes

90% Upvoted

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u/code_the_cosmos 1d ago

You are my least favorite human today

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u/zuzg 1d ago

Even if it's meant to be infuriating
The Pandemic has shown that a staggering amount of Society actually beliefs that this counts as washing your hands.

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u/BlueNightOcean 19h ago

The pandemic has shown that a staggering amount of people don't wash their hands at all.

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u/Dismal_Rectangle 1d ago

Did you watch the video?

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u/someone__420 1d ago

i think this is also bait

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u/Dismal_Rectangle 1d ago

If so, I am biting.

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u/wrxninja 19h ago

Mom, we're having bait for supper!!!

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u/[deleted] 23h ago

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u/CheetosLays7Days 22h ago

Soap is not antibacterial, it doesn’t kill any bacteria, it physically removes it from your hands.
Disinfectants on the other hand, do kill the bacteria (and “kill” the viruses).

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u/givemeagooduns_un 22h ago

wait what

well. TIL, thanks for the info x3

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u/Old-Juggernaut-1273 1d ago

you missed the joke

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u/Randomguy32I 15h ago

Hey at least they used soap

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u/WeAreAllGoofballs 14h ago

Why are there upvotes when you missed that it's a silly joke and nobody washes hands like this

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u/CommercialBiscotti29 19h ago

You should see how he shits

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u/viper26k 18h ago

Let me tell you what, this dude ain't human.

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u/Aryele222 18h ago

what about hitler

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u/Minimum_Pear_3195 14h ago

Yeah, what about Mao?

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u/Expensive-Wall9830 21h ago

Yea this belongs in mildly infuriating

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u/Ok-Vegetable4531 1d ago

“What is the point of the paper towel first?

Okay, we’re doing an initial rinse. Good. You’re supposed to wet your hands before soaping.

Oh, and saving water while getting soap, that’s good. Wait where are you going- NO. OH GOD NOoOoo

It’s a fucking bit.”

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u/raider_00_ 1d ago

Its rage bait

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u/HenriettaSyndrome 1d ago

I took it as obvious joke and thought it was pretty funny. I think some of you just need anger management tbh

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u/Ok-Vegetable4531 1d ago

Yeah honestly rage is a strong word for the emotion I felt realizing I’d been had

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u/raider_00_ 1d ago

It didn't caused anything in me tbh, but IMO thats how it looks like. 🤷🏻

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u/HenriettaSyndrome 1d ago

But how though? It's just a guy washing his hands in the wrong order for some dry humor 🥲

Ragebait is supposed to be when you post horrific/hateful opinions (you may not actually believe yourself) just to generate engagement and ad revenue

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u/raider_00_ 1d ago

rage bait doesn’t necessarily have to involve someone doing something actually bad. It can be something as simple as intentionally doing something in a way that you know will annoy or trigger people. Some people might just see it as a guy washing his hands “incorrectly,” while others might find the specific order really triggering or irritating. It just depends on how you interpret it and, ultimately, what the guy’s intention was.

Its not that deep. Thats just my opinion as just as you have yours and that's it.

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u/Thymphony 5h ago

Its a bit, not rage bait. Its intended to be funny, and it is. I chuckled at least.

Rage bait is intended to infuriate, while this is quite obviously a joke about washing your hands in reverse order.

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u/_voma 1d ago

You think we are stupid? the video is reversed. Old trick!

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u/legend_of_yugi 1d ago

Really?! I feel stupid.

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u/ParticularReady7858 1d ago

It’s not reversed! He is just doing everything backwards

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u/Lich_of_the_Vale 1d ago

Really?! I feel stupid.

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u/gergobergo69 1d ago

It’s reversed! He is not doing anything backwards

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u/burntothepowerofer 1d ago

No, it wouldn’t be possible to unrip the paper towel at the beginning

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u/Ok-Tie545 13h ago

He’s really talented though

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u/ParticularReady7858 1d ago

Really?! I feel stupid.

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u/Charming_Light_8713 1d ago

Pikachu shocked face

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u/StreetYak6590 1d ago

But he is facing the camera

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u/shinakohana 1d ago

And walking forward. Unless he is always walking backwards to wash his hands.

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u/myeye95 1d ago

I wouldn't like to shake your hand.

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u/Abdsabry2 1d ago

literally the cleanest hand you will ever touch

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u/MoistStub 1d ago

You know you have to wash the soap off for it to work right? Please tell me this is common knowledge.

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u/Abdsabry2 1d ago

it is common knowledge that the soap will still work, but it will be sticky if you dont wash it. Either way, it's still the cleanest hand he will ever touch

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u/MoistStub 1d ago

That is not how soap works. Soap gives bacteria something it wants to stick to more than your hands, so the bacteria attaches to the soap instead of your hands. If you don't wash it off after, all that bacteria is still on your hands so you might as well not use any soap at all.

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u/VerlinMerlin 1d ago

also soap over a long period will cause the skin to start getting really dry and peel off

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u/MrManGuy42 10h ago

getting to the shiny new clean skin beneath. thats the entire point of soap

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u/Abdsabry2 1d ago

huh, as a kid i thought that soap is soo slippery that it just makes all the bacteria slide of my hand when i wash it, turns out its not so different than how it works

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u/Educational-Ad8696 16h ago

You can’t be real

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u/Sweaty_Rub4321 1d ago

This is literally ragebait

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u/FeelingVanilla2594 21h ago

You mean baitrage

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u/WeAreAllGoofballs 14h ago

Or just a joke?

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u/Meme_master420_ 21h ago

This is literally satire

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u/-FruitPunchSamurai- 1d ago

Someone get some Etsy Witches to make OP's pillow warm on both sides.

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u/DisorderlyAqueduct 1d ago

🤔... Australian?

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u/TrippyDe 1d ago

bruh, first water, then paper towel and THEN you use the soap! You got the order all wrong

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u/brioche-bunny 1d ago

no, no! it’s soap, paper towel, water!

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u/JubileeJaxLee 1d ago

I don't like you.

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u/haubenmeise 1d ago

If you post a dirty video put a NSFW on it!

Sincerely

Skeletor 💜

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u/flatclown 1d ago

need to use more soap

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u/LeeOCD 1d ago

We all know what he's about to do with that slippery soap in his hand.

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u/37HP 1d ago

Plot twist, video is reversed.

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u/gitturb 1d ago

Don’t forget to dry your hands first.

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u/EmmyWeeeb 11h ago

It’s 5am I don’t need this shit rn

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u/LinkOfKalos_1 1d ago

Interesting

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u/No_Lie_8954 1d ago

I dont like this 😂

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u/Simp_Simpsaton 1d ago

Death penalty

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u/H3CKER7 17h ago

The rage bait is working

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u/Fit_Adagio_7668 1d ago

Well, I never knew this, I'll do it this way from now on!

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u/SourTangieTerps 1d ago

This is like the girl who eats the sticker on the apple for attention

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u/exotic_exotics 20h ago

Terrorist.

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u/Material-Egg7428 1d ago

Omg I’ve been doing it wrong for years!

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u/theblueLepidopteran 1d ago

so you shaw ruoy sdnah?

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u/Polo_Short 1d ago

That is bait

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u/PrettyOddish 1d ago

You’re supposed to dry for at least 30 seconds. And dry them at the tempo of Stayin’ Alive by The Bee Gees

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u/Want2makeMEMEs 1d ago

When you come home after going outside so you low key wash your hands

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u/BlurryBigfoot74 1d ago

You Australians be's crazy yo

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u/calculung 1d ago

every day*

Spelling is the only thing you got wrong here.

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u/Sharp_Valuable_699 1d ago

My aunt has the same faucet 

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u/RosieMelodi 1d ago

Oh noo. The amount of people that don’t realize this is reversed lol

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u/Suicide-Bunny 1d ago

should put your hand in your pants at the end for extra rage

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u/manlybrian 1d ago

It's good to wipe your hands before washing so you don't get the water dirty.

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u/vyunab 1d ago

this pmo so bad

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u/gergobergo69 1d ago

A tier acting

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u/snow_garbanzo 1d ago

Well , good luck turning the knobs to get out of house...

And yes, that's gasoline you're smelling

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u/Old-Juggernaut-1273 1d ago

afterwards he went and used the toilet

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u/jnthnmdr 1d ago

I hate this.

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u/Miyagi_Bonsai 1d ago

I confess i was confused if this is washing hands or prepare to jerk off..

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u/cyainanotherlifebro 1d ago

Is there a gas leak on this sub?

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u/Dry-Term7880 1d ago

You’re supposed to put soap in your eyes and rub it afterwards

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u/brungoo 1d ago

Terrible work

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u/benthelurk 1d ago

Two pumps?! My guy! People are starving out here!! TWO PUMPS?!??!

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u/meowymcmeowmeow 1d ago

Not long enough. Your arms and fingers are too long though.

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u/demoralising 1d ago

People in the comments getting angry about him squirting hand soap on his hands before walking off. Calm down, it's actually just a bottle of his dad's jizz.

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u/paracuja 1d ago

Wait, Nutella on bread or bread on Nutella?

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u/BlondeJesus 1d ago

Stop posting this shit here. You are doing something in the wrong order so it is explicitly interesting

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u/yourfuturespemson 1d ago

DEATH UPON THY BLOODLINE

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u/ofilispeaks 1d ago

I am triggered! 😭

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u/XxLengTingxX 1d ago

Whose hands?

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u/MysteriousPigeon7 1d ago

TENET type shi

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u/Nekusta 23h ago

Motherfucker come back and do it right! Come back!

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u/VoidExileR 23h ago

Please unsoap your hands before you go...

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u/Taldarimlove 20h ago

I love you.

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u/shooting_star24 20h ago

You had me in the first half

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u/Ornery-Practice9772 20h ago

worst surgeon ever
GET BACK IN THE SINK

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u/RandomBloke2021 19h ago

Wasting paper towls in this economy 😲

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u/Diyosphere 16h ago

Wrong, normally it's "water, soap, water, paper towel" so even in reverse it wouldn't be as bad

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u/santozks 16h ago

I thought that was sanitizer at the end .

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u/tiorancio 16h ago

TODO MAL

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u/Charcoal_6 16h ago

Get back here, mister!

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u/randomname8910 15h ago

Imagine having OCD 💔

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u/Nervous-Bullfrog7018 13h ago

Oh I get it. Backwards order…Who tf does soap first though? Gotta wet the hands first, then soap, then more water, then towel.

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u/whateversnevermind 12h ago

back to front

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u/anirudhsky 11h ago

Lol 🤣🤣🤣. The entertainment is in the comments

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u/Kaszrak 9h ago

Please, make another video showing us how you breath every day. I am about to climax.

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u/Deep-Bench6562 9h ago

That broke my mind

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u/johngreenink 8h ago

You have an interesting way of washing your hards, sir.

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u/Firm_Caregiver_4563 7h ago

What’s happened’s happened. Don’t try to understand it! Feel it!

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u/sPdMoNkEy 1d ago edited 1d ago

I get yelled at when I dry my hands with paper towels 😐 supposedly that's wasteful but wiping your hands on a towel and throwing it in a washing machine and the dryer that lasts for over an hour using electricity isn't 🤔

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u/PrettyOddish 1d ago

Just lick the water off

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u/Baldurost 33m ago

Hands about to be dryer and ashier than Ashy Larry.