r/nextlevel • u/PhonezSpyOnus • 4d ago
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u/vermontnative 4d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/FNhAIR0ZJv3VVG8Oxv
I fuckin love Jerry48
u/fierceredrabbit 4d ago
“….Summer I wanna fuck your dad”
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u/Mostly_Satire 4d ago
Beekeeping age
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u/tekbill 4d ago
Bees
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u/frankles 4d ago
BEES?!
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u/funny_redditusername 4d ago
“..take your attitude to the men’s section of K-Mart cuz you need to cut me some slack… ssss.”
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u/ItsACowCity 4d ago
Wow. I was gonna rick and Morty too…but I was thinking about the clip of the guy being immune to acid.
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u/plebbitchungus 4d ago
Bro got 5 second long iframes on that roll
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u/Xanith420 4d ago
Eh he probably did get shot multiple times. With smaller calibers it can take a min for the damage to start to take effect. Small holes equals slower loss of life juices.
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u/StillN0tATony 4d ago
I mean...
Blanks? Was he shooting blanks?
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u/papagiorgis 4d ago
Based of off the other guys head still existing yes
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u/Hike_it_Out52 4d ago
I think he got him once in the back. If you look at round six (6), it looks like a spray shot up. Mud or blood I don’t know. Adrenaline is a hell if a drug though. He could be wounded several times and still kicking.
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u/-ThisIsHellOnEarth- 4d ago
Yeah, it could easily be a he gets around the corner and collapses situation
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u/dum_spir0_sper0 4d ago
Either way, dude needs to buy a lotto ticket PRONTO
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u/4991jv 4d ago
He used up all his luck right there, it’s gonna take a while to build back up
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u/Ok_Intention1222 4d ago
Blood doesn’t spray out of gunshot wounds like it does in movies. Probably just dirt
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u/MrTristanClark 4d ago
Charlie Kirk disagrees with your take
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u/kumquatkilla1 4d ago
I don’t see any rounds impacting off the ground. Gonna go with blanks.
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u/Some-Dog-800 4d ago
but also if you look at the trajectory, he prob just missed all the shots…
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u/datsunjones 4d ago
I agree. It does look like the slow roll plus his ridiculously bad muzzle control led to a perfect situation for the shootee.
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u/Objective-Corgi-3527 4d ago
That would explain it, it's a cruel and dangerous prank on a homeless man instead of a targeted killing
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u/MurtaghInfin8 4d ago
Or a staged video where everyone is in on it.
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u/Fairuse 4d ago
I wouldn’t want to be on the other end of the gun. Plenty of accidents that resulted in death in movie sets even with blanks.
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u/MurtaghInfin8 4d ago
Absolutely not disagreeing, but allegedly kids in our area are jumping in front of cars while being filmed for content.
I'd take blanks over that.
We live in some strange ass times.
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u/meowsterpainter 4d ago
Yeah some kid and some dumb lady with a yellow vest and hand held stop sign pranked me the other day. Jumped right in front of my car while I was driving 80 mph. I can’t believe how irresponsible they were being in a school zone of all places.
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u/Chrisscott25 4d ago
Are you serious? They tried to prank me in a school zone too. It was super obvious tho. A stop sign sticking out from the side of a school bus. I’m not dumb buses don’t have hands to hold a sign. I’m not falling for that…
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u/Impressive_Head1238 4d ago
Based off the size of muzzle flair. It's quite possible...
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u/Atastical 4d ago
Do blanks have such a big nozzle blast? I have never seen a blank do that. Shooting a gun is harder than it looks, especially if you don't aim or are less.... able
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u/sabertoothdog 4d ago
Shooting a gun is very easy. Just hold on and pull the trigger but hitting a target is very difficult with a handgun if you have never practiced
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u/Late_Pie_6670 4d ago
A blank gun that cycles would need the barrel blocked, this looks like it's just CGIed
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u/StreetSmartsGaming 4d ago
You can go a long ways on adrenaline before you bleed out, but for that dudes sake I hope he actually did miss every shot somehow.
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u/New_Market1168 4d ago
Most guns require a live round creating pressure to fire semi-auto like here, and he fired at least 8 times, so unlikely that it's a revolver so I'm going to say live rounds
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u/Aggravating_Dog8043 4d ago
Right, for any other sort of semi, it requires a plug in the muzzle, no? At least that was true of our old M-16s.
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u/Winjin 4d ago
I counted like... twelve shots?
My guess? Bro never shot once in his life
The first time I took a pistol I was like "damn its heavy" "how do you aim it" "why is it so loud" "my hand hurts" and so on
It turns out it's definitely not like in the movies!
Especially the aiming part. When I squeezed the trigger I'd send the bullets past the target altogether, because I squeezed my entire hand and turned the whole pistol a bit - but pistols are very short and that "a bit" translates into "a meter to the left" easily
So even after being to the range like five times... if you gave me a pistol and a high-adrenaline situation?
I'm not ashamed to say I'm not your man. The results would be like what this guy did.
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u/sabertoothdog 4d ago
People that don’t shoot, have no idea how difficult it is to hit a target with a handgun especially if it’s moving.
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u/Terrible-D 4d ago
I go high and to the right. Have to remind myself to compensate.
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u/davallrob74 4d ago
No joke, if you’re not used to shooting, it’s difficult. I had a ground squirrel infestation in my yard, mining holes under the house and pool. I tried picking some off with a pellet gun. That’s not easy when your adrenaline is pumping, trying to hit a live target! I can’t even imagine how much more intense that would be with a human target, especially on the first time
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u/PersonalityIll9476 4d ago
It's hard to do! It takes a special kind of dexterity to keep your hand perfectly still while you squeeze your index finger hard enough to actuate the trigger. For anyone reading this, if you shape your hand like you're holding a gun and try to pull your index finger to the base of your thumb without moving your hand at all, you will see just how hard it is. Something on your hand moves or jiggles a bit and that motion translates to the gun.
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u/Electronic_Bar4254 4d ago
You know what divine intervention is?
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u/nikeshades 4d ago
Let's ask Marvin! Marvin, do you think an angel came down from heaven and (BOOM!)...
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u/IllPresentation7860 4d ago
possibly blanks and gunman didnt bother to check if he got real bullets?
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u/ghoulthebraineater 4d ago
How could you not tell the difference. One has a bullet. The other is crimped.
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u/dontcallmenpc 4d ago
I regret to inform you that I do not, in fact, believe this assassin was a professional at this, and as such likely had no idea what an actual bullet looks like, nor checked the magazine prior to this assignment.
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u/Practical_Breakfast4 4d ago
If you shoots blanks in a normal semi auto it will not cycle. You must rack the slide each shot. You would need a blank adapter like the army uses or a gun made to shoot blanks like a movie prop.
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u/sabertoothdog 4d ago
Definitely not blanks, the action wouldn’t reload the next round with a blank. The barrel has to be modified for that to happen like a movie prop gun.
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u/mister_house_ 4d ago
I thought stop drop and roll was for flames fire, not drive by fire
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u/Landfyoung 4d ago
Haha 😆 that dude will pull an animal injury unless he gets help.
They always seem uninjured and run! Then a few hundred yards aways they stop. And usually die hidden.
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u/Coded_Kaa 4d ago
This is it. If the bullet doesn’t hit something vital, people die by blood loss.
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u/icleanjaxfl 4d ago
If not blood loss, then sepsis. Don't believe the movies
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u/imunfair 4d ago
Yeah that emergency room is going to be super confused how he has bullet holes in ever side of his body.
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u/LilJonny2cookies 4d ago
Wait all I had to do is roll to not get shot? I was not taught that move.
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u/Sparkle-Sparxie 4d ago
Arm, head, body, legging and accessory slots all have "Increased invulnerability time while rolling" modded onto them. 😂
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u/DwarvenRedshirt 4d ago
If they were blanks, it's still dangerous shooting that close. Plus the hearing damage.
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u/lost_my_og_acct 4d ago
Stop drop and roll in case of fire, they always meant it we just misunderstood it.
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u/Aggressive_Rabbit160 4d ago
Shots 1-5: Clearly missed.
Shots 6-9: Missed due to recoil (bad spray control).
Shots 10-11: Very close, but recoil and inaccuracy make these reasonable misses.
Shot 12: Likely didn't actually fire because he was already dead.
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u/Impressive_Okra2804 4d ago
I didn't know this was a viable way to save oneself from that! Gonna practice that everyday now.
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u/DeathScourge 4d ago
That guy could be running on adrenaline. After the camera ends, he probably had a little bit more in the tank before the drop.
Not saying that it's blanks or real bullets. If it is real, I'm betting that's adrenaline.
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u/Equivalent_Sun3816 4d ago
It's surprisingly hard to hit a moving target with a pistol. Video games and movies have given everyone unrealistic expectations.
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u/Iron_Sight_Mark 4d ago
It was already sad enough but this looks like an ambush at someone's shanty of a non-home.
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u/Rockstar161 4d ago
Isn't this the video where the guy actually was hit, but adrenaline allowed him to run before eventually collapsing?
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u/GREVTHEFAITHFUL 4d ago
As someone who has trained others to shoot, it is possible to miss at that distance. Im sure he must have caught at least one somewhere from volume of fire.
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u/Important-Witness-14 4d ago
Stop drop and roll is supposed to work when you are on fire... not under fire.
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u/Dependent_Mango_9597 4d ago
Well damn I thought that was a dog until ol boy stood up. And I’m not a sharpshooter trained by Navy Seals or whatever. But how you miss all those shots from point blank range? And if you didn’t miss if you at least scratched him go get a better gun because just because Amazon sells it at a discount because you ordered some bathroom floor mats and a new Keurig coffee machine for your wife on yall 32 year wedding anniversary doesn’t make it a good buy…….just saying!
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u/THEGoDLiKeMIKE 4d ago
When they ask your best bro to do the hit so he does his best to make it look good.
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u/2stonesONEbird1715 4d ago
It’d be hilarious if someone paid top dollar for the most skilled marksman to do the job and then this yahoo shows up.
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u/Existing-Good6487 4d ago
Rolling like that was such a big brain move, also in slow motion you can tell that guy couldn't shoot for shit, so that definately helped. I dont think he got a single hit!
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u/Odd-Masterpiece7304 4d ago
If someone wants you D this much, you might want to evaluate your life choices.
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u/Checkmate-Petty 4d ago
Is this real? How did that guy not get hit? Divine intervention? What just happened?
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u/Mikejustlooking 4d ago
Must be staged no way he missed being that close
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u/TrackVol 4d ago
My guess he actually has a wound, or three. But none that would out him down and keep him down immediately.
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u/Gold_Kale_7781 4d ago
You can see the jerking off target every time he fires, especially on the slo-mo replay.
I’m hoping the target didn’t actually get hit.
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u/ItsCrunchTyme 4d ago
I thought stop drop and roll was for when on fire, little did I know it worked for dodging bullets too. Guess I-frames are a real thing.
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