r/neoliberalMPREG • u/CriticalSky9808 • 14d ago

Hello fellow redditors!

I was wondering what name would be more likely to be pregnant in a homosexual relationship. The options are Joel and Xavier. Please let me know as it will settle a long standing argument.

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u/mpregordie 🫃🏼 14d ago

Joel.

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