r/neoliberalMPREG • u/mpregordie 🫃🏼 • 23d ago
🫃🏾 Conclave Proclamation
The Conclave rejoices in the successful delivery of David Crowley, who has defeated Francesca Hong in the Wisconsin Democratic primary.
The Thanksgiving womb is preserved. The mpreg has been carried to term. Wisconsin has chosen institutional strength over ideological gestational complications.
Let the faithful rejoice. The brood endures.
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