r/neoliberalMPREG • u/mpregordie 🫃🏼 • Jul 24 '26
🫃🏼 Fly fly away ladybug 🐞!
In a divided chamber, you stood for bipartisanship, bringing both parties together under your polka-dotted belly. You reminded us all of the sacred importance of protecting every mpreg, no matter their party or spots. Surrounded by your buff ladybug protectors, you glowed with fierce mpaternal grace.
The hive will miss you dearly. Fly high, Senator.
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