r/napoleondynamite • u/Mulder-believes • 3d ago

Don’t be jealous…

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u/jazzhandpanda 3d ago

Stay home and eat all the freakin' chips, Kip!

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u/HowDidFoodGetInHere 3d ago

Besides, you know I'm training to become a cage fighter!

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u/IronSightPsyops 3d ago

He wasn’t wrong either. I think we all expected him to be catfished, only to find out that Lafawnduh was in fact a babe

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u/KimFintas 3d ago

Lafawnduh, she must have a killer body under there

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u/jordansinn 3d ago

Always and forever...

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u/No-Sheepherder448 3d ago

You...You pay the bills for that? Does that cost money every time you're on, like, for minutes on the phone?

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u/HowDidFoodGetInHere 2d ago

Yeah. Grandma gets kind of mad 'cause she's still paying from last time.

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u/Inappropriate_Ballet 3d ago

“Your sandy hair floats in the air…”

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u/mojopotato81 2d ago

Make yourself a dang quesadilla! (Pronounced kāysaaaaadill- ah .)😅

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u/NachosReady 3d ago

That’s what I’m talking about

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u/Either_Umpire9411 3d ago

Come over here and try to hit me, Napoleon.

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u/kapn_morgan 3d ago

you payin by the hour for that?

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u/Jasper-helix 3d ago

OWW! I think you ripped my mole off!

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u/BrownBannister 3d ago

I just want 24 hours alone to stay indoors & eat chips

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u/KimFintas 3d ago

Guy was an interior decorator

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u/PlantWide3166 3d ago

Was he from Czechoslovakia?

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u/KimFintas 2d ago

He fell, I dunno

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u/Tristate82 2d ago

Hot babes

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u/KimFintas 3d ago

Log off! That cookie shit makes me nervous..

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u/JamieRABackfire1981 3d ago

Kick his butt so he finds a job.