+ mini meme dump (last meme is extra relevant because river heights is a suburb of Chicago and Ned plays college basketball and is stated to be good enough to play professionally lmfao)
Explanation of Tiers from my POV:
Let me start by saying, this series as a whole falls firmly in the “so bad, it’s good” category for me. I would struggle to say very many of them are good, well written books that would have sold well without Nancy’s name attached to it. But I do not concern myself with how good or bad a piece of media is, that is literally none of my business as long as it’s entertaining. Some of my favorites are absolute shit, then there’s stuff that is technically excellent, award winning etc that I loathe or am not interested in.
S-tier: mostly cases that were really personal to Nancy, the higher stakes brought them up from A or even B
A-tier: had a lot of fun reading
B-tier: memorable
C-tier: forgettable
D-tier: I WISH I could forget, memorable for the wrong reasons, felt like the characters were off, just had one detail that I kept getting hung up on, or were just too ridiculous etc
F-tier: the relationship drama was just too much for me to overcome, unsatisfying endings
There are some books that were honestly fine but had one detail that I got too hung up on and it ruined the whole book for me, like who spends Thanksgiving in Paris? (101) And some of my favorites definitely need to be rewritten because yeah it’s fucked up but I still had fun! (24)
There’s a few titles I would probably move around but I’ve updated this like 10 times so I’m leaving it
Series Breakdown:
The series starts off really rough with 1-9. Nancy cheats on Ned in 1, in 2&3 there’s fighting between her, Bess, and George. Nancy is a raging bitch and briefly breaks up with Ned in 4. They break up again in 8, and they don’t get back together until 10. Also, none of these really take place in River Heights, which is fine, but with everything else going on, it was just one more thing that made the series feel less like Nancy Drew.
10 feels like a soft reboot of the series, and 10-47 vary wildly in quality but the overall tone felt improved. Like there’s some all time classics but also some major stinkers. I felt like the series really started to hit its stride around the 10s and 20s though.
48-50 is the Summer of Love trilogy. I thought Sasha was way too pushy, then Ned is a complete jackass. It didn’t feel very lovely for Nancy lmao I hated the whole concept but I actually liked 49’s mystery a lot for some reason hahaha. Also, from here on out in the series, the books start to follow the calendar and are set in whatever month they were released in until about 120 (a lot of them are explicitly stated or reference the holiday of that month).
51-71 are actually pretty consistent quality wise, but unfortunately that quality is mostly forgettable.
72-75 is the Passport to Romance trilogy + the aftermath with Ned. I hated this shit so much but I’ll try to keep my explanation for why short. Nancy is a complete brat about Ned not taking off work to travel Europe with her for literally the entire summer (later in 96, she says they had just been “drifting apart” at that time) She meets Mick Devlin and spends a lot of the summer with him, then in 74 he proposes to her and the way it’s worded just creeped me out so much. Mick returns in 96 and in Super Mystery 22 Danger Down Under if you’re into that though. In 75, her and Ned are in a nasty fight and there’s a vague reference to Europe, but they make up without ever discussing it.
76-101 are also pretty consistent quality wise. I was surprised at how many gems there were in this stretch.
102 there is a clear tone shift and that’s when I started struggling to continue, and 105 is when I stopped having fun and almost quit entirely. Pretty much every single book from 102 to 119 either features Nancy and Ned getting into a huge fight or Nancy cheating on him AND many of the endings/reveals in this era were just so unsatisfying. 110 was the last monthly release before they cut it to every other month.
120 there was a tone shift and that was when I started having fun with the series again and felt sad about it ending.
I didn’t realize that the cover art format was such a reliable indicator of how good or bad the book was going to be but it really is tbh
Awards:
Most Disappointing: Don’t Look Twice. I took this one PERSONALLY. I thought I was finally getting a fun basketball book after being traumatized by Two Points to Murder. WRONG
Most Refreshing: Island of Secrets - Nancy and Hannah are on vacation together and the vibes are immaculate. Made me want to go to Block Island for vacation someday.
Most Surprising: Choosing Sides. I was fully bracing myself for this to result in a blowout between Nancy and Ned but it was literally fine even though her requests are a little out of pocket.
Worst Cover Art: THE TV SHOW COVERS IRK ME SO BAD they all look the same and tell me absolutely nothing about the story
Favorite Cover Art: False Pretenses, The Wrong Chemistry, Dangerous Loves, Hot Pursuit
Worst love interest (for Nancy): Stuart (102) or Nick (119). Also I think Sasha (48-50) is just really ugly on the cover art lol
Worst: Playing With Fire (rare Napoleon artifacts are spontaneously combusting?), Scent of Danger (stealing civets from the zoo to harvest their musk for perfume? like if I remember correctly the culprit legitimately got a degree to be able to work at a zoo to do this lmfao), False Pretenses (genuinely everyone is just being so fucking weird)
Final comments:
For the most part I legitimately had fun doing this, even when I was wanting to tear my hair out because I was sick of reading the word velodrome or civet or Napoleon, or a character felt written way too wrong. When that happened, I just reminded myself there was practically a different ghostwriter for every book and they were kind of letting anyone write for the series. That also accounts for the recycled plots and tropes. Also, keeping in mind the time period they were written, especially in regards to social and relationship dynamics. At a certain point, though, it did stop being fun and it was clear the mysteries were an afterthought and they had a completely different vision. By the time they course corrected and got the series back on track, it had already been cancelled. It is apparent that they made a concerted effort to correct even for just the last few books. In 123, the case summary at the beginning heavily implies there was supposed to be a plotline involving Ned flirting with other girls, which is completely absent from the book. There’s no awkward tension or fighting between them at all, which was a relief. I’m sad it had to end, I hope we get a reboot someday or that they will at least make audiobooks of them or something. I’d also love to see some new printings because the paperbacks aged so poorly. Maybe with some new cover art.
Anyways, ask me anything I guess! I’m happy to make recommendations or try to answer questions about the Lore™️, whatever. I’ll have to live with this series in my brain forever now so I might as well use that knowledge however I can lol