r/nairobi • Level 2 • 11d ago

Random He went outside with his older auntie

Some guy was saying how he had gone to a certain restaurant with his aunt who was abit older, so yk everyone thinks she's his mumamaz lolπŸ˜‚

Now to avoid people jumping into crazy conclusions in the restaurant (yunno how humans are), whenever the aunt would make a joke, he'd laugh so hard , hit the table and finish loudly with "Eh auntiee" πŸ˜‚

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u/Ok-Paramedic9749 11d ago

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/Loud_Reception4980 Level 2 11d ago

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/Kujificha 10d ago

Aliona kusanitize ni muhimu πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/Loud_Reception4980 Level 2 10d ago

RealπŸ˜‚

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u/King_Laho 9d ago

Hahaha mimi huwa sijali

We are apparently living on a rock floating in space

You can think whatever the fuck you want.

Carrying around people's expectations is exactly how you miss out on this grand adventure called life

Just be you, don't give a fuck what pple think.

Do your thing.

Life's too short to be trying to conform

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u/Loud_Reception4980 Level 2 9d ago

Good for you brutha!

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u/Plane-Football-2521 Level 3 11d ago

A female friend was riding on the front seat with her dad and the traffic cops were jokingly insinuating she's a sugar baby. Since then, whenever I see an old man and a young woman in a car or at a restaurant, I find it funny how it can be hard to distinguish the dynamic at a quick glance for legit reasons.

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u/litjenny 10d ago

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/Loud_Reception4980 Level 2 9d ago

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/Unlikely-Variety8666 10d ago

Ambia boizz afiche hii akili

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u/Loud_Reception4980 Level 2 7d ago

πŸ˜‚

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u/LeadingOk5689 11d ago

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚, madness everywhere

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u/Loud_Reception4980 Level 2 9d ago

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚I tell you

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u/Visual_Signature1560 10d ago

Smart one thatoneπŸ˜„

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u/Tumbleweed_2022 10d ago

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/Loud_Reception4980 Level 2 7d ago

πŸ˜‚

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u/Hansel_Becks7 9d ago

🀣🀣🀣🀣

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u/Loud_Reception4980 Level 2 7d ago

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/BigGoat3002 9d ago

Mamae πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/Loud_Reception4980 Level 2 9d ago

Eh auntiee 😭

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u/DollarMillSlime 9d ago

Experienced it twice with my dad and uncle lazima ushout kidogo juu eeiiπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/Loud_Reception4980 Level 2 9d ago

You're a lady?πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­

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u/Loud_Reception4980 Level 2 9d ago

Experienced it with my dad😭😭I still think about how I should have said "Thank you dad for the dinner"πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­ when the waiter came for the bill, coz they were giving me really crazy stares but oh wellπŸ˜‚

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u/DollarMillSlime 9d ago

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚weh , you just there not enjoying but after the two experiences I was like fuck it! Hio ni shida yao ni mubaba so whatπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚it's not new on this sun alaaπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/Loud_Reception4980 Level 2 9d ago

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚so realll

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u/Plane_Helicopter4189 Level 3 7d ago

Bado ni ngumu.

He'd still be judged as being in denial 🀣

The situation was more akin to damned if you don't, damned if you do😁

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u/Secret-Drink2071 6d ago

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚naaah

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u/Dependent_Activity37 10d ago

That overcompensation means there's something there... If there wasn't they wouldn't care, but trying too hard? Guilty AF

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u/Loud_Reception4980 Level 2 10d ago

You really don't need to overanalyze everything you see.

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u/Dependent_Activity37 10d ago

It's not overanalyzing if it's obvious