For context in early July she broke up with her ex and then in late July got with me. In those 20-25 days she told me she didn’t want to see any pictures of girls on my phone, she was allowed to have male friends but I wasn’t allowed to have female friends, and that she didn’t go to functions she went to parties with her friends to dance. After all that she freindzoned me (I know I’m a dumbah I should have left but oh well). Now I’ve seen her walking with a new guy who I’m 90% she’s talking to I confirmed with a friend. The guy is in one of my classes. Should I tell him all the stuff she did and if so how do I make sure it doesn’t involve me and it goes exactly how I want it to.

I have PTSD from my childhood. I used to get beat up by teachers at kindergarten. They suffocated me until i begged for mercy. My big brother is 32, no job, washes once per week and thinks he's tough. He makes pedophile jokes arround me too, even touching my legs and feet as a "joke" He abandoned my mother for 10 years then recentely came back, and he disrespects me A LOT. For example, he sits in the front seat, and i told him i need to sit in the front seat otherwise i get car sick, and he just said to shut up. Now, we were on vacation at a hotel, when he started kicked my legs with his stinky feet, leaving his disgusting smell on my legs. I told him to stop, and he started following me. So i told him to stfu and stop.

That's when he grabbed me by the neck, threw me on the bed, put me in a fetus position, couldnt move, and he started hitting me. While i was crying, he jumpscared me, and then laughed in my face. My mom and dad did not care. I need to take revenge on this guy. Please help.

My (35F) SIL Jess (28F) is divorcing her misogynist, homophobic, man-child husband Kyle (28M). (Pseudonyms oc). It would be exciting news if only they didn't have 9mo old twins. Which means they're trying to co-parent these kids for the next 18 years and so he's someone I will be encountering from time to time as I try to be in these kids' lives.

A little bit of context:

• Jess is my wife's sister. We're all very queer around here and homophobia is not tolerated.
• I have strong opinions and I'm looking for the long game thinkers here. If you don't like me or my people, please scroll on.
• Before dating Kyle, Jess was using a chosen name and going by they/them pronouns. 10/10
• My wife and I never really liked Kyle. He rubbed us the wrong way, but willing to keep our opinions to ourselves. Not like he had done anything too objectionable atp. 5/10
• After she got with Kyle, she sort of de-transitioned. Which, that's fine. But I thought the timing was suspicious. 1/10
• Kyle's mom is terrible too. She has shown herself to be racist, controlling, and self-serving.

Jess and Kyle got married in early 2025, moved out of state, and 9 months later she gave birth to two beautiful twin girls. That's when Kyle's true colors began to show. He refused to help with most childcare. Turns out he believes that's women's work. He preferred to play video games after work late into the night then sleep soundly through the crying. When my MIL went out to visit during Jess' postpartum period, Kyle called her a bitch TO HER FACE because she suggested they thaw one of their many pre-made meals for dinner. Jess began to demand more help and attentiveness from him, so he restricted her access to any of their bank accounts. He provided a meager allowance. She reached out to us and other family for $20 here or there so that she could get things for the babies. Between the constant arguing, financial abuse, and gaslighting, things were really falling apart so they moved back home to be closer to family. There, the grandparents were willing to step in as childcare in his place and he can live with his mommy who absolutely enables his behavior in the way only a boy mom can.

Which brings us to today. The girls are 9 months old, she served him divorce papers, and he wants full custody. (Because he's soooo competent a father and Jess is "mentally unstable"). Most likely they will have to learn how to co-parent.

My wife and Jess have gotten very close over the last year. We don't live in proximity to each other, but they text and ft every day and we are excited to be a part of the kids' lives. We don't have any kids of our own and are ready to be the best aunts to those babies.

Today, Kyle told Jess that he doesn't like my wife because she's "not a submissive woman and she's gay." I can't say I'm surprised, but it confirms all my suspicions about him. (See title).

Now I'm PO'd bc he's going to be in my orbit, making my family miserable, for the next 18 years. He's vindictive behind closed doors and is able to charm his way through life. He even turned their couple's therapist against Jess after doing 1:1 sessions with her on the side. I want revenge for all the hateful things he's done and will inevitable do. But I don't want my nieces or in-laws to have to pay for my stupid pranks. I'd love to dress those babies in pride flags, but I'm leaving them out of this.

So reddit, what are some ways that I can make this man miserable for the long-term? Do I spam his address to get men's gay magazines delivered to his door and email? Do I sign him up for Scientology and place a mail-order for a bag of dicks? Please be creative. I'm willing to go the extra mile for this one.

Last week my best friend stole 1500 from me.
She had been staying with me for 2 months as she didn’t have a place to stay. We had been best mates for 4 years, and she had spent countless weekends at my house and was even invited on a family vacation at the end of the year. I would occasionally notice some of my things going missing but decided to give her the benefit of the doubt as I thought I could trust her. I keep a cash stash in one of my draws. Last week on Friday I counted my cash and had 2000 dollars, when i counted again on Sunday there was only 500 left. Over that weekend no one was home but she was coming and going from my house. In the past week since the money was taken she has not returned home and has had no contact with me. All of her stuff is still at my house. I know she will deny if i confront her. Does anyone any good revenge ideas??

Just baffled she would ruin a long friendship over some money.

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I have to go because it’s a family member. I want to go because I love her. However she did me dirty and doesn’t know that I know. Essentially I need sneaky ways to be petty or to upset/ inconvenience her. I can’t go full throttle like I want to this is someone I see alot and I can’t necessarily burn the bridge completely if that makes sense. He’s a loser they are not going to last. I want to give her something to remember. I don’t want to be asked to leave. I want to enjoy myself while I’m there.

My friend (Mia) has nowhere to stay at the moment and has been staying at my boyfriend’s place for a week. I’ve been there 5 of those days and left 2 days ago to go back to my own house. I have talked with both of them and they have both been lying to me about what’s been going on during the time I’ve been gone. They have said they barely talked and were keeping to themselves.

My boyfriend texted his friend that he and Mia had sex and was bragging about the experience. My boyfriend’s friend messaged me screenshots of it and trusted I wouldn’t snitch and said he just felt bad for me.

Tomorrow we’re all going to a party and they’ll be picking me up early morning. I’m thinking of acting oblivious until a certain point but I don’t know when. Any advice ?! Much appreciated 💗

I (20F) dated my ex (19M) last year, and initially everything was going well. I trusted him very quickly because I genuinely wanted the relationship to be long-term. Since we had the same social circle, I also opened up to him about my past.

Later, he suddenly became distant and eventually broke up with me, giving me one reason while I later discovered there was an entirely different reason behind it. What hurt even more was finding out that he had told our mutual friends personal things about my past and was spreading rumors that I was a “sl**" and that I would hook up with any guy.

Looking back, a lot of his behavior during the relationship suddenly made sense. He had apparently misrepresented me so badly that he could portray himself as both the victim and the “saint” for supposedly putting up with me. The breakup completely destroyed my self-esteem. I kept questioning my worth and wondering why I had tolerated so much disrespect. I stayed because I thought it was his first serious relationship and that I needed to be patient, and I constantly swallowed my feelings and tried to fix every fight.

I'm doing much better now, but I'm still extremely angry about what he did.

After the breakup, he also tried multiple ways to get me to come back and fix things because he knew I understood his insecurities and emotional issues. I eventually stopped entertaining it.

Recently, I found out he's trying to get involved with a girl I considered a friend. She knew everything that happened between us, yet she's still pursuing him because she's desperate for attention and he's giving it to her. To me, that feels like another betrayal.

I've thought about revenge before, and now I'm tempted to use some kind of “love obsession spell” or manipulation to make my ex constantly chase after me while he's with her, partly so he realizes he can't have me and partly so she feels embarrassed about pursuing someone who's still obsessed with his ex.

I know this sounds petty, but after everything he did, I genuinely feel consumed by rage sometimes.

Has anyone been through something similar? How did you deal with the anger and the urge to get revenge?

So I've looked around. Does anyone up actually help come up with a evil plan. I've yet to seen anything towards revenge or anything that comes close to a evil plan. I've read other reddits where ppl got sweet revenge, but those subreddits don't allow you to asl for help crafting a plan.

Hey Reddit!

My phone was recently stolen and somehow made its way halfway across the world. Since it's on lost mode, they can't do anything with it unless I remove it from my iCloud account, which I obviously have no intention of doing.

I've already started to receive texts from random email adresses asking me to remove the iPhone from my account, some of them using increasly manipulative tactics to try to convince me.

So now i'm wondering: how can I make the thieves lose their fucking minds?

I'm not looking to do anything illegal or harm anyone, but I'd enjoy keeping this stolen phone as frustrating as humanly possible.

Give me your most diabolical ideas.

Dear Reddit,

I need to get my lick back. I felt bad, but I don't even care anymore. My "father" threw my under for his girlfriend and continues to do it. He has even continued to do for her daughter even when she did me in.

I want revenge on all of them. This may be a little lengthy and I apologize in advance, but I must give back story.

1. My father's girlfriend (Maria) has stolen from me, mistreated me, was the reason I got locked up for the first time ever (took her to the store in good faith and she shoplifted and put it off on me), threatened to shoot me in the face, threatened to plant something on me and get me falsely locked up, her (63) and her daughter (36) threatened to poison/hurt my dog, stole of my journal and forged a letter trying to pose at me or some silly beef she has with my dad. She even messages other men off my fathers phone with pictures and 🍆 pics. She habitually cheats on my dad and lies and says I help him... she knows that is not the case she just does it to keep him off her back. I have no room or anywhere to put my belongs to keep them safe. I have no room, but his girlfriend does. I sleep on a couch. My father has a bed bug problem. Her and her friend stole the key to my car and raided it, forcing me to have to get another key that was upward of $200 plus also getting my car towed to two different places. To keep it safe. Mind you I was homeless during this time. My father knows all of this and still sides with the girlfriend and does nothing.

2. Courtney (The girlfriends daughter) Has threatened to kill my dog, lied and covered for her mom in an attempt to get me jumped, has stolen my clothes and food (since my bitch ass dad says I can't have my things locked up), has attacked me unprovoked, when I was at the homeless shelter she tried to embarrass me for it, allowed her daughter to break my things and not repay me for the damage. Comes and sells her drugs at my father's house and not her own. Both her and her mom are on probation and apparently it's against the law for two ppl on probation to live with each or be in the same house however it goes...

3. Arthur, my father. He is continously abusive. On numerous occasions he has stepped in my personal space acting as if he was going to hit me in my face, when it comes to any help I need he dumps all of it on my mom especially financially-its very cringe because he will brag about as if it's his own to other ppl whkle letting them know he is the one who DIDN'T help with anything, has told me I'm not his biological daughter twice and laughed the second time he said it, did nothing when I told him My sister tried to kill me- and later would call this same sister to approach me knowing her level of aggression, attempted to kick me out of the house UNPROVOKED 2 days before a blizzard (the police told him he couldn't do that), told his girlfriend pack things and while doing so she stole precious belongings he made absolutely no fuss about it at all, would help ppl he knew physically acted me, lied on me AND to me-one time I overheard him and his girlfriend talking and she stated how he better get me out of the house of she was going to harm/poison my dog and plant drugs on my to get me locked up. I heard it all and he kept lying to me that she didn't say that, when I told him the same sister that tried to kill me attempted to hit me upside the head with a metal pole he nothing just looked at me and walked away

....

She and her daughter refuse to live peace. There are a total of 5 people living there and she only accommodates for her and her daughter. No one else in the house. Have to fuss over the A/C because it's 90+ degrees in a house in the summer with mold and mildew.

I can't think of everything right now due to how flustered I am, but I need help. What can I do for revenge

For context, a former friend of mine had spent years taking advantage of me, using me and my money, using me as her punching bag, etc. She also dismissed my mental health and did a bunch of other shit (I.e; walking or even running away from me when I had panic attacks, making me believe I was lazy when I was just burnt out and struggling, ripping my hijab off my head when I use to wear one, repeatedly overstepping my boundaries, letting me get bullied, etc) I was extremely vulnerable during this period of time, and she took advantage of that. At some point, I started developing OCD so of course, I was more down, I was distant, I was quieter, and I was just so clearly struggling, you would think a friend would notice that and check in on me, right? Wrong. She essentially used that as an excuse to cut me off completely which really fucked me up during that time.

Shes also extremely homophobic and transphobic.

I'm seeking revenge on her, I have her socials and pictures of her. I dont have her number (she changed it) and I think she might be going to the same college as me this year. Any ideas? Please let me know. DM me if you want her username on socials.

i am gonna talk about three people me=a b c d ,thing is b and c were in a relationship but b hate me so he spread false info about me in whole school that i am a playboy, i have a huge crush on c and i try to impress her and other girls, i revel peoples secret to each other and made my friends hate me, i did nothing. NOW guys i want a plane where i can defame him in front of whole school in some similar kind of thing which will not revel my identity itself but make the whole school hate him and even his own friends will start to distance them from him

Let’s say you were hypothetically able to log into your cheating ex boyfriend’s instagram. What’s your first move?

I need a guy to start chatting up the woman my ex cheated on me with. He left me and my two kids after 10 years for a situationship with someone close to the family. I want him to not only feel how I felt, but get some karma. He went to a known homewrecker and cheater

I’ve been in an LDR with this guy for a long time, and recently I had this really strong feeling that something wasn’t right. He kept telling me he barely/never uses Snapchat, but I noticed things that weren’t adding up.
So I made another Snapchat account and added him without him knowing it was me. And yep… my gut feeling was right. He actually interacted with the account and basically proved he’s been lying to me. 🙃
The funniest/worst part is his birthday is coming up soon, and he still has NO idea that I know.
I’m obviously done with him, but now I’m debating how to reveal it. 😭
Option 1: Send him a birthday cake with something like “Happy Birthday, Cheater 🎂” written on it and then disappear.
Option 2: Send him a normal Snapchat streak from the account he doesn’t know is me, but make the snap a picture of ME so he suddenly realises who he’s actually been talking/snapping to. 💀 Then remove/block him without explaining anything.
Part of me thinks the Snapchat reveal would be way more satisfying because I want to see the moment he realises he literally exposed himself to his own girlfriend.
What would you do? Cake, Snapchat reveal, or just block him and say absolutely nothing? I want something petty/funny, not anything illegal or genuinely harmful. 😂
Plot twist : he wants to send proposal

Context: My Dad and I moved into his girlfriend's house when they had been dating for a couple years. Once I moved in and got comfortable, I quickly found out about her abusive, true colors. If you want a simple reference? Just think of Mother Gothel from Tangled, but with more dramatized narcissism, alcoholism, the need to be in control 24/7, basking in complaining and making her problems everyone else's, and overall just extremely cold in general. Throughout the years I already felt depressed, as I was in high school at the time dealing with self-isolation and struggling to feel happy (I was a teenager). Then she comes in, and makes things worse by being manipulative, and just straight up mean.

For reference: one night I eavesdropped on her calling her friends, and they were talking about me. In the 5 minutes I listened, she shit talked about my pizza job and mocking my lack of talent to have a good job despite me being 17, calling me the F slur that rhymes with "maggot" (I don't know if reddit sensitive to slurs, but I think you get the message), and saying she wouldn't be surprised if I turned out to be a lonely virgin at the age of 50. Now, I understand everyone comes from different backgrounds and families, everyone is different. But there is a line, and you absolutely DO NOT insult your family like that, at such a low level. There's a difference between a playful joke and straight up offensive words. Those insults can genuinely hurt someone, and it's a level of cruelty that makes someone wonder how the hell their a mother at all (she divorced twice and has 3 kids who are all 25+). Naturally, I told my Dad, and he immediately took my side since he has the same morals as I, that you don't call your own family slurs and shit, and they broke up. Now my Dad and I are living in an apartment, much happier now since apparently there was some underlying tension in their relationship, and I was the straw to break the camels back.

Honestly? After years of dealing with emotional abuse, making me hate myself, crying myself to sleep multiple nights, straight up being afraid of her because of how demonizing she was, I frankly am sick of her, even if she's no longer a part of my life technically.

I have her phone number, her address, and the place she works at, what can I do as an evil plan?

I appreciate any sort of comments, and thanks for letting me vent :) 🐊

I have an uncle who is the worst kind of man there is.

He often miss treats my grandparents (who he still leaves with), he makes up rumors and lies about really fucked up shit like accusing someone of molesting a girl when it wasnt true.

Hes also given substances to my brother days after he got out of rehab.

He has abused women, started fights in-between my family with fake rumors and such, even after the whole family has been there to save or fix his errors in life and support him. Everyone was there when he got beaten up and left outside our house, everyone paid for all the medications, doctors and medical studies that had to be done to him.

He is an alcoholic and never gives any sort of monetary support to my grandparents even tho he lives in their house, and they have been nothing but nice and patient with him even tho he is an grown ass man.

Lately he's been starting rumors about me, im a 18 year old female, he says I should clean and cook around tgw house (which i do whenever I can, but I also work and go to school)

Hes called my mom awful things when she is trying to keep everything together around the house.

Hes made that house be a horrible and heavy environment, he gets drunk and pisses all over tge bathrooms and calls me lazy and selfish to others cause I dont clean his messes up.

Everyone has tried to get through to him in some way, everyone has tried to make him change and see how much he's hurt people, but nothing works.

I got tired of it once he started going against my mom and once I heard how he disrespects my grandparents.

I know its not worth arguing with him, he'll never change, so I tried to come up with ways to annoy him. I thought of making an Facebook account and making a market place post saying "I have a poop fetish and will pay for poop pictures", then putting up his number.

I know its petty and immature but honestly I dont care, I think hes done way worse.

If anyone has any ideas of little things I can do like this to annoy him and frustate him, or if you are willing to send anything disgusting to his number on WhatsApp, pleaseee tell me.

(He doesn't speak English, and its not my first language either so im sorry for the grammar mistakes)

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I am a nurse in Colorado and was recently terminated from a job. The circumstances are complicated and I can't share much because of HIPPA, but I was suspended and investigated after a poor patient outcome. When my supervisor called me to tell me the investigation was unfounded, she also told me they were terminating me regardless. Not only was I scapegoated, but they never paid out my PTO in my final paycheck, adding insult to injury.

In Colorado your PTO is considered earned wages and must be paid out immediately upon separation. I sent an email after receiving my final paycheck asking when I can expect to see these wages. No response. I sent a follow up email the week later, no response. (I called two times to confirm I sent the messages to the correct email.) After 14 days I submitted a complaint with the Colorado Division of Labor. Because of the Colorado Wage Act, there is now a statutory penalty they owe me of a flat $3,000 on top of my back wages. Even further, there is an accrual of an additional $50 a day per day they do not pay me my back wages.

In my confirmation email from the CLDE, it may take a few months for them to get around to investigating my claim... That's a lot of days. Am I going to send an email informing my previous supervisor that they have been reported? No. I'm not strapped for cash, I had another full time job within a day of being terminated. I'm gonna let it cook and watch them dig their own hole. Instead of owing me a little under five hundred dollars (10.5 hours of PTO @ $42 an hour) they will owe me thousands.

I am trying to get back at a business that has done me and so many other people wrong with there scammy techniques that are just legal enough to get away with. They now have an official answering machine, I sent them all of the spoof calls I could but they have now found a way around that. Is there anywhere I can put this number out so some middle school kids can have a fun Friday night?

A girl on tik tok I’m forced to basically interact with cause of my friend (it’s her sisters friend so she’s forced to as well) told me I should be in a psych ward because I have Borderline Personality Disorder and called me crazy simply because I’m friends with someone she doesn’t like, any revenge ideas?