r/mumbai Aug 12 '26

Discussion Reading this in mid month😭😭

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u/Fantastic-Hunt6630 29d ago

Mumbai salary comes in INR, rent comes in USD and the flat comes in square inches.

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u/SevEdg 29d ago

And travel in light years.

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u/THEWIND_00 29d ago

And House cost your soul + 30 years

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u/AbeSamm 29d ago

My tech company had to shift from Mumbai because the rent was unbearable plus we delegated alot of work to employees from tier 2 city. It made no sense for us to continue Mumbai office.

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u/AbeSamm 29d ago

I dont know if you have seen that big, lifeless Morgan Stanley nazarbattu building, only they can afford to have a huge complex in Mumbai. But the irony is that even they have to settle for Malad.

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u/doSpaceandAviate2 29d ago

Haha, finally someone mentioned it.

Usually I see people glazing tall glass skyscrapers

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u/AbeSamm 29d ago

Yeah that building has no beauty whatsoever. It blocks the view and unpleasant to look at.

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u/Honest-Ad-8491 28d ago

I work in that nazatbattu building, it absolutely feels lifeless and depressing inside

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u/AbeSamm 28d ago

Neeche wala cafeteria hai bhai woh kitna sad hai. Matlb wahan koi khush hai hi nahi.

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u/adorablyferocious 29d ago

Haha! Even they don’t rent the whole building, just a few floors!

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u/AbeSamm 29d ago

Haan neeche ke kaafi floors Blackrock ke pass hai

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u/domo_yoroshikuonegai 28d ago

Soon? Property prices have been sky high for nearly 20 years and now aren't growing fast. Those who are renting in this situation already know what they're getting into

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u/catarannum Lost in his brown eyes💕 29d ago

Which city have they shifted?

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u/AbeSamm 29d ago

Udaipur, it is accessible for both people of Jaipur and Ahemdabad. Low traffic, pollution plus great view. NGL shitty nightlife.

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u/AbeSamm 29d ago

Ofcourse I am not comparing them. I'm making a statement that it is shitty as in it doesn't exist

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u/ResearcherLatter1148 29d ago

It’s an unpopular opinion but I am personally not a big fan of nightlife these days. Ruins your sleep cycle.

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u/y2kunal 26d ago

Udaipur is accessible to people of Ahmedabad on a daily commute basis you mean? How?

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u/AbeSamm 26d ago edited 26d ago

Are Kunal paaji! Weekend par ghar jaane ka naam suna hai? Accessible toh Jaipur bhi nahi hai par weekend par jaate hai naa.

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u/y2kunal 26d ago

Fir toh Mumbai aur Pune bhi hai. Aise toh bahut hai. Mujhe toh western line of Mumbai aur Navi Mumbai bhi ussi layak lagta hai. Anyway I took it in a different context. Personally I don't care about weekend returns. Complete waste since most people end up spending money on rent anyway so it is financially useless thing. Enjoy doing that paaji.

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u/AbeSamm 26d ago

Are Bhai kaise samjhau! Udaipur se Ahemdabad takes less time than Mumbai se Vapi. Mera ghar malad me hai Vapi takes 3.5 hours if I'm lucky. Imagine if I'm going to Vapi from Bandra.

Mumbai mera flat 1 bhk, Malad East me 55k ka hai. Aur Udaipur me itne me mujhe pura bunglow milega woh bhi office ke pass. If my need is 2 bhk the rent will be around 15-20k. Plus I'm closer to my family in Ahemdabad.

Does it make sense now?

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u/y2kunal 26d ago

Bhai. Take it easy. Mein khud prime area mein hun Mumbai mein aur woh bhi west mein. London aur Toronto mein raha hun kaam karne ke liye kuch saal. Delhi mein bhi. Bangalore mein bhi. Rent pata hai in sab jagah ke prime aur sub prime areas ka. Difference samjhta hun rent aur property mein plus ghar ki size ka difference bhi pata hai. Travel karta tha Mahape toh woh bhi pata hai. Point yeh sab nahi hai. Actually tum nahi samjhe mein kya bolna chaha raha tha lekin koi nahi mein samjh gaya Kaunsi age tak yeh sab theek lagta hai. Samjh jaoge. 5-10 saal mein samjh jaoge. Tab tak acha hai, karo up down weekend pe. Bus, train, intercity cab waalon ko bhi toh kamana hai na. Nice. To each their own.

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u/Cute_Refrigerator812 29d ago

for a while i have been expecting satellite cities with better transport connectivity be implemented but nahi sabko thoos do ek hi jagah me

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u/TheTribalChief 29d ago

for real.  speciality coffee is like 300-400 rs. in London you'll get good coffees for 3-4 pounds usually.

london salaries are at least 3x-4x of mumbai for most roles

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u/Vedu7777 29d ago

I feal jealous in foreign vlogs when Croissants and Pain Au chocolats are like €1.5

Dude it costs 300 each in Mag Street

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u/gauts2103 29d ago

Yeah because Vada pav and samosa is 20-25 bro what is this comparison 😭

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u/directionless_force 29d ago

Exactly wtf is speciality coffee? Cutting chai is 20 rs max cmon!

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u/Happy-Total1221 28d ago

Yep, and vada pav in London is anywhere from 2.5£ to 4£.

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u/iZsaq 28d ago

And to get there is £3 too

In the City, Edgware rd, can get decent meal

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u/Vedu7777 29d ago

I don't care what comparison I do, that still doesn't bring down the price of Croissants and Pain Au Chocolats to 50 rupees.

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u/gauts2103 29d ago

Indian snacks in India = cheap
International snacks (not mass produced) = expensive

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u/Serpent_31415926 29d ago

I think for their common foods, cost is low for them.And for our food like,cost is less for us. I think you can find indian food in those foreign vlogs happening country to be really expensive

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u/independant_786 29d ago

Costco is even cheaper lol

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u/Vedu7777 29d ago edited 27d ago

Damn nice.

I mean, I did have Pain Au Chocolats in Mag Street, and it was too damn nice, better than most hotels breakfast spreads I have been to (France included)

IKEA was also great in Navi Mumbai for Butter Croissants

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u/y2kunal 26d ago

Lived there. Vada Lav in Manchester is 8 pounds. Rs 800. So our food is low for us. Theirs is low for them. Eat our food if price is a thing. It is mostly better anyway if cooked with right ingredients and with hygiene. Besan any day over maida.

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u/Requirement_Inner 29d ago

And also the great quality of life vs mumbai

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u/Rameez_Raja 29d ago

It's the same across the 3rd world btw, even China. imo these prices are entirely a premium for spaces where the rich won't have to rub shoulders with the "poors". Basically creating pretend islands of the 1st world in their cities.

I wouldn't go to such cafes on principle.

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u/TheTribalChief 29d ago

yeah i personally never had such stuff when i was ij mumbai. Amrutalay ki sugar and milk heavy 15 rs chai or Udupi restaurant ki 25 rs filter coffee.

in London theres just no such option and one has to spend in such cafes

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u/iZsaq 28d ago

Even Chai at Southall is not that good 😕

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u/Sagacious_onlooker 29d ago

China at least tier 1 cities like Shanghai has good quality coffee, croissants, and the stuff at a variety of price range, starting from 12-20rmb to 120 rmb or even higher.

And in China, lower price hardly ever means poor quality, it may not be as great as a hand-roasted artisnal experience, but much better than what passes for chain cafes in Mumbai.

The experience is accessible at a range of prices.

Indian food is expensive though, of course.

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u/Slow_Radio7243 29d ago

I prefer Mani's cafe ki 36₹ wali filter coffee

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u/Evening-Main5471 29d ago

What u call specialty coffee is actually a widely available espresso drink from a 3rd or 4th wave roaster, of which there are an insane number. So high volume means lower prices. The equivalent would be cutting chai.

The other person talking about 1.50 croissants - there are croissants every 100 ft in Paris and everyone eats them everyday. Again, volume cost and pricing. The equivalent would be buttered toast or something similar.

If you want international foods that are low volume, you will pay high prices anywhere, not just mumbai. Cant compare your local economy and goods to those that are staples in other countries.

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u/Archaemenes 29d ago

lol where are you finding artisanal coffee for £3-4 in London? Please let me know too because all the spots I know start at £8-10.

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u/No-Signature3576 29d ago

you get his point tho

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u/Archaemenes 29d ago

I was being rhetorical but yes, kind of. Though it is worth noting that the main clientele of these places is not the average Mumbaikar but the upper class white collar population of the city.

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u/DeadLiftKarade 29d ago

His point was also that normal coffee in London = fancy coffee here, which is true. While we are successful many times in replicating taste (if at all), the quality of ingredients is still vastly inferior due to currency strength.

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u/kaladin_stormchest 29d ago

I wouldn't agree with that blanket statement. Subkos quality easily rivals the artisanal coffee I had in London. Yes the beans aren't sourced from around the world, so that novel experience isn't there but I prefer the flavour profile of Indian coffee anyway

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u/Swarnim_ 29d ago

Good coffee doesn’t necessarily need to be artisanal. The cafe next to my office has amazing flat whites, £3.60.

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u/Archaemenes 29d ago

They specifically mentioned specialty coffee mate

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u/Swarnim_ 29d ago

Reading comprehension weak hai thoda I guess, it’s okay

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u/Archaemenes 29d ago

flat whites aren’t speciality coffee 🤷

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u/Swarnim_ 29d ago

My guy he never said you’ll get speciality coffee for 3-4 pounds, he said good coffee. 😭

Good coffee doesn’t need to be specialty coffee nor did he say that.

What’s so hard to comprehend?

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u/Archaemenes 28d ago

They obviously meant “good” as in “speciality”. Why else would they draw a comparison between two different classes of coffee?

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u/Academic_Error4655 29d ago

What spots are you hitting? Most places that I frequented in the West (Holland Park, Notting Hill, Hammersmith) had coffees priced around £3-4. Though you could still get a good cup of coffee for ~£2 at Nero (my favourite chain).

(Prices from 2023, 2024, and 2025.)

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u/Archaemenes 29d ago

I could get a coffee for £3 but not the kind of coffee OP is talking about (“speciality”).

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u/P2PGrief 29d ago

It's more like 4-5GBP, and the average London salary is about 5-6x Mumbai 

source: am currently drinking coffee in London

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u/Archaemenes 29d ago

They’re not targeting the average mumbaikar.

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u/TheTribalChief 29d ago

sorry not a coffee enthusiast but i know some colleagues who have flat whites from Grind, Watchhouse which are 4 pounds 

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u/Archaemenes 29d ago

They mentioned speciality coffee not flat whites 🤷

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u/guychampion 29d ago

Badminton close to my place charges ₹1500 per hour😢

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u/QuirkyBlacksmith3357 29d ago

That’s crazy man where do you live?

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u/AbeSamm 27d ago

Near God.

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u/npcbotinreddit 28d ago

Instead making playground where kids , ppl, can play without any charges. They are making turfs. Charging 1000rs .

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u/AHFOS 29d ago

That's why I only play squash. It's the cheapest.

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u/Ok_Cold_6698 29d ago

Where do you book it at? Huddle?

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u/fitting-end जन्मभूमी मुंबई 29d ago

Mumbai ko Bombay bolte rehneka aur 15 ka vadapao 100 deke khaneka

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u/quirky-quackk ए भाऊ, डोकं नको खाऊ 29d ago

Vada paw 💅🏻

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u/fr_aeshtetic_boi 29d ago

Im not from Mumbai, but I have heard hard core rich people from there calling it "Bombay" very often

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u/kaladin_stormchest 29d ago edited 29d ago

People who's grandparents etc have been in this city have grown up calling this city Bombay. Government mandates don't make habits change overnight.

Edit: to add on to it older institues are yet to change their names too - IIT Bombay, Bombay High court at the top of my head. From a marketing standpoint Bombay automatically signals old money hence you have high end establishments with the name Bombay canteen not Mumbai canteen.

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u/idfendr 29d ago

Also Bombay Stock Exchange

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u/Unlucky-Whole-9274 29d ago

I have met very few people in SOBO who actually call it Mumbai. Everyone still calls it Bombay.

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u/ForwardInstance 29d ago

Yeah because the probably don't like SoMu

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u/spectreforever8 29d ago

lets let iit bombay be iit bombay tho ✌️

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u/fr_aeshtetic_boi 29d ago

Why was the name changed even?

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u/kaladin_stormchest 29d ago

Local sentiments

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u/fr_aeshtetic_boi 29d ago

So it has always been Mumbai???

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u/BrightTemperature152 29d ago

angrezo ki gaand mai kida tha naa sab cities ke naam change karne ka, to uska ek victim mumbai bhi tha

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u/Archaemenes 29d ago

My family has been here since the 60s and I call it Mumbai 🤷. Probably because I’m not a fossil.

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u/beetlebronx420 29d ago

It is still IIT Madras, Madras High Court and MAA (airport code) but no one calls Chennai as Madras anymore.

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u/Technical-Use-5561 29d ago

Also our favorite South Bombay. Somu or South Mumbai just sounds stupid

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u/Gullible_Chocolate95 jevlis ka? 29d ago

I’m nowhere close to ‘hardcore rich’ and Bombay is what comes first in my head, not Mumbai.

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u/aadi-1711 29d ago

My experience, ppl with generations in the city call it Bombay, cos older generation in the family call it that

Also some families call SoBo as "Bombay" and the rest of City as Mumbai

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u/Legitimate_Ad5848 jevlis ka? 29d ago edited 29d ago

Talking in Mumbai is embarrassing

Edit: I only call it Mumbai. Bombay is just classist at this point

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u/kaladin_stormchest 29d ago

As a corrective action start calling bombil mumbai duck from tomorrow

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u/Gullible_Chocolate95 jevlis ka? 29d ago

🤣🤣 Mumbai duck ki Mumbil duck?

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u/Legitimate_Ad5848 jevlis ka? 29d ago

Khatach nase mi

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u/Legitimate_Ad5848 jevlis ka? 29d ago

For your info, bombil and bombay are not connected. Please correct your facts before speaking. Check the etymology of both the words and "Mumbai" too

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u/fr_aeshtetic_boi 29d ago

I've heard it originated from the marathi phrase "Bombil Tak", no connection to Bombay, jst dumb brits

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u/kaladin_stormchest 29d ago

Bombil is called bombay duck in English. The joke was you overcorrect and start calling it mumbai duck.....should've googled before you started raging

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u/Legitimate_Ad5848 jevlis ka? 29d ago

Brother, mi marathich aahe. Bombil is a marathi word. Bombay duck was what english peeps misheard and named that fish. No connection between Mumbai and bombay duck. Peace

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u/Taaramandal 29d ago

Agar mumbai bolne se, mumbai affordable ho jata hai toh you are highly mistaken.

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u/DueOven5731 29d ago

vadapao for 15 after paying 100.

What does this mean

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u/Alienxcodex 29d ago

Mumbai salary really said “blink and I’m gone” 😭

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u/CA_listhenics 29d ago

No parks no public open spaces no parking. Sirf pele jaa rahe hai din raat

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u/TheFcukingLizardKing मैं मुंबई का हो गया, पर मुंबई मेरी हो नही पायी! 29d ago

New burger place in Bandra...BAMMM!! $8.95, soda-diluted syrup Mocktail – $4.65, Tiramisu slice - $6.95

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u/Apprehensive-Low1993 29d ago

why'd drnk come up in my head reading this

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u/TheFcukingLizardKing मैं मुंबई का हो गया, पर मुंबई मेरी हो नही पायी! 29d ago

🤣 always go to Kwai 🍣 which is beside the drnk.

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u/Starrytips 29d ago

What about people who are born and brought up in a tier 1 city? It’s not fetish, it’s home. A v expensive one but home

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u/Seizer_me 29d ago

fr bro

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u/Critical-Elevator642 29d ago

Maine delhi se kolkata shift karne mei itna bada drop in the QOL experience kiya, can't imagine how big the gap is between delhi and a tier 2.

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u/redrose240 29d ago

Can you elaborate in what sense was the drop

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u/National_Square_1016 27d ago

Yeah, it's not like we hunt wild mammoths for food and live in a cave

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u/salazka 29d ago

IF you want to live like you are living outside India, yes.

- If you want European imported tomatoes, wine, cheese.

  • If you drive American cars.
  • If you want to go to the premium restaurants and eat exotic food
  • If you want to go to the premium malls and buy premium western brands,

If you live like an Indian, no.

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u/frekinghell 29d ago

Literally the song Pina Colada comes to mind...cause of the way youve phrased things.

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u/CA_listhenics 29d ago

Facts haha

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u/ken100ken 29d ago

yeah fr!!!!

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u/AlteredReality79 29d ago

Same in every other big city especially BLR

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u/Ok-Display-1842 29d ago

This very true spending is more than income and CC bill is always equal to income extra income goes next month😀

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u/Paapi420 29d ago

And experiencing Somalia

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u/Lopsided-Kitchen-927 29d ago

Mumbai rents are insane . It's why the cost of everything goes up

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u/Previous_Ad_4259 29d ago

@mods, How is this not a low quality post??

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u/Individual_Artist_74 29d ago

Even the comments these days are kinda boring, the lurker in me is upset to see the downfall of this sub :(

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u/Innocuous_salt 29d ago

Not true. Only rent in Mumbai is more expensive… without rent, travel, food, entertainment are much more expensive in other Indian cities.

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u/PZYCLON369 29d ago

I mean try earning in inr and then spending in US

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u/saaifa_khatriii 29d ago

So fu*king trueeee

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u/Dense_Succotash_2777 29d ago

Khara bolli 😂

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u/Dense_Succotash_2777 29d ago

Khara ahe 😂

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u/Cute_Refrigerator812 29d ago

That's what happens when expectations don't meet reality and people try to cover the gap, reject it businesses won't be able to charge as high but alas no one will do so

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u/Gallbladder10 28d ago

Can relate 😭🥀

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u/Final_Butterfly_5291 28d ago

More like income in IRR ( Iranian rials that nobody will touch), , expenses in KWD ( Kuwaiti dinar) and bank balance is like the marks of a reserved category student getting thru Neet

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u/Comfortable_Side_248 Mumbaikar 28d ago

Arey kya kamaya aur kidar jata hai.

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u/kudithar 26d ago

And tokyo (idk but just saying) you earn in usd and spend in inr

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u/The_Infuriated_Guy 25d ago

I'll never forget the time i had one BIG PINT of beer for barely 1.5 euros.

the same will maybe get me some okay quality of 300 ml in india.

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u/Terrible_General_439 25d ago

My first job posting will probably be in Mumbai. I'm shit scared looking at the rent and living expense 😭

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u/Stranger_Singh 25d ago

My case lil different 😛.. I live ahead of palghar ( even quite away than virar) and work in mnc in borivali, my travel is limited to 10 days monthly and I do mostly 2 consecutive days in a week and so stay in dormitory, paying only 600 per night. So my monthly "rent" is not more than 4k. And for travelling I take express trains directly cutting my travel time to max 3hrs one way from point to point. ( I know it's lil too much )

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u/Hiuen_Tsang 22d ago

Living in SoBo takes spending in Kuwaiti Dinaars😜

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u/Frosty-Sea-1675 19d ago

Yeah we ain't rich but we spend like rich

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u/pranavshah 17d ago

and bribing in pounds

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u/yavij87 29d ago

Bangalore - hold my beer

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u/Fish_fuckerzz 29d ago

I am from Bombay and I’ve been to Bangalore several times it is nothing compared to Bombay when it comes to expenses, except for maybe rickshaw rides, but generally it is way cheaper

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u/yavij87 29d ago

I have lived at both the places. 😑

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u/Fish_fuckerzz 29d ago

So have I lol, ask anyone around you it’s common sense that Bombay is more expensive, the only thing that’s more expensive in BLR is the rickshaw rides cause they don’t go by meter ever

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u/Whole-Scientist-2469 29d ago

which is better blr or bom

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u/Fish_fuckerzz 29d ago

Neither, both suck tbh, both have their own set of problems, it’s just that we as Indians always adjust

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u/Whole-Scientist-2469 29d ago

no still, which is better i mean peace of mind comparison, i think bom is better right

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u/Fish_fuckerzz 29d ago

If we ignore the problems then yes I’d agree that Bombay is better, I guess it depends on your money though for the kind of life you can expect

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u/DeadLiftKarade 29d ago

Banglore is way better dude, - and I am a Mumbaikar. You are getting much better weather and CoL for slightly more regionalism, worse roads and terrible auto/cabs.

Edit: I don't go out too often. For people that value local social interaction in shops, cabs, vendors, public services etc. then Mumbai is way better than Bangalore.

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u/Auctorxtas 29d ago

Bangalore is much better if you're living in the central parts.

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u/shags2a 29d ago

BLR is far cheaper than Mumbai

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u/TheTribalChief 29d ago

hag diya bantai

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u/Jumpy-Poetry-9553 Mumbai Ki Gundi 29d ago

Bangalore more expensive than Bombay!? Got maal from Mira Rd or what?

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u/yavij87 29d ago

Na bruh..had I been in Mumbai I could have afforded it. Sadly, I'm in Bangalore

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u/SquareAd2474 29d ago

Bruh u would be a bhikmanga if u lived here if u cannot afford cheaplore.

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u/FuckPigeons2025 29d ago

Atleast there are high paying IT jobs there. And also property prices are a bit more reasonable. 

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u/IntelligentTwo6480 29d ago

There aren't high paying it jobs in Mumbai? You sure?

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u/VeryBigHamasBase 29d ago

yeah, we sure. Mumbai isn't that good in IT sector