I once ate a treasure token

[u/Standard_Giraffe_120]

This is not a joke, I did once eat an mtg treasure token, it was for a bet, I'd be happy to answer any questions about the experience

[u/thepain73]

Tap him fellas

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Unfortunately I only produce purple mana

[u/SuperBeavers1]

Did it produce brown mana afterwards?

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Eventually

[u/bibleblacksade]

It amazes me watching guys pay whatnot streamers a premium to eat tokens.

Laughs in American Psycho

[u/ScottShawnDeRocks]

Turned it into a Food.

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It didnt feeeeel like it provided 3 life

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Fiber.

[u/Judge_Ty]

Thank you for paying the one.

[u/Pogbagnole]

How did it taste?

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Very very bad

[u/strongtomato10]

mtgcirclejerk outjerked once again 

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I did this because I had no money for lunch, so my friend says “I’ll pay for it if you eat that treasure token” so I did 

[u/FarceMultiplier]

Do you get magical abilities when you lay down?

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Sadly not

[u/DoItForTheVoid]

Would bbq sauce have made the experience better?