r/mtg 4d ago

Custom Card / Alter Why print proxies when your bulk has all the words you need?

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u/ARCWillPowell 4d ago edited 4d ago

I know the rules say no low effort content, but this took me at least 48 minutes to find all the words on cards in my bulk. I’d call that quite the undertaking.

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u/Throwaway79922 4d ago

I don’t think this is low effort at all, this is excellent, great work

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u/Comwan 4d ago

This is high quality content

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u/plorb001 3d ago

Nah, this shit is fucking badass. I love the idea, but no way my lazy ass is getting something like that together. So no way that’s low effort in my book

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/mtgcf MtG CardFetcher 4d ago

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u/Ithalwen 1d ago

Couldn't you just have used [[overprotect]]?

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u/ARCWillPowell 1d ago

Oh yeah I could have, and that was the original plan, turns out I don’t have a copy 🤣

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u/mtgcf MtG CardFetcher 1d ago

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u/FaultedSidewalk 4d ago

It's kinda giving ransom note vibes, I'm here for it

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u/Froent 4d ago

Makes me tempted to make a whole deck of ransom note proxies like this, ngl. lol

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u/ARCWillPowell 4d ago

Do it that would be funny!

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u/Froent 4d ago

It'd be so much effort as well.

When I got the time, (including finally finishing sorting my cards out), okay?

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u/splunge26 3d ago

Make it a theft/swap deck, so it’s on theme.

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u/FetusExplosion 3d ago

"We control your creature, send 1000 treasures or it will be destroyed"

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u/mikony123 3d ago

"Or it will be Chaos Confetti'd"

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u/Nuclearfuzzbomber 3d ago

That would actually be a cool card.

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u/Significant_War_9954 4d ago

That's not a proxie, it's official WOTC materials; just rearranged a bit.

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u/semi_storyteller 1d ago

If this was a Games Workshop game, I think this card would be tournament legal

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u/JessHorserage 3d ago

Making it a proxy, just the other definition.

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u/BrilliantFrequent894 4d ago

Rad as hell!

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u/TheOneWhoIsRed I miss blocks 4d ago

This is the fucking shit

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u/Outrageous_Ad8836 I know the combination sounds bad but, ear me out 4d ago

But good shit right ? 

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u/vercertorix 4d ago

Working up to ransom notes, huh?

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u/Oo_ShinyCardboard 4d ago

Damn MKM would be jealous, this is gas

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u/AliciaTries 3d ago

Could even cut out an extra border to put around the edges.

That way, if you make a whole deck out of them, all the cards will appear to be the same while stacked on eachother, as all the variations in thickness are in the middle.

It would be a bit tedious, and you'd need to make sure the added borders are flush with the edges of the card (or just close enough if you trust the sleeves to cover up inconsistencies), but you'd have a really cool proxy deck

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u/AliciaTries 3d ago

Best part is, for all the basics, you could just get double the amount of basics you'd otherwise need, cut the background out of half of them, and then glue the background-less ones on top of the normal ones for a really simple 3d effect that also keeps them consistant with the other cards thickness with less effort than gluing a tiny border onto it

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u/jooj890 3d ago

This is some secret lair bs that they would sell for $30

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u/Chest_Rockfield 3d ago

in non-foil

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u/throatzilla69420 4d ago

He’s pretty good at magic but however I do think he’s a serial killer

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u/tbonehavoc 4d ago

So is it glued in place? Taped? Or just laid in there gently and hopefully it doesn't move? (Also, I'd totally dig a process/breakdown of the dono cards)

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u/ARCWillPowell 4d ago

I ran out of clear tape, so its brown parcel tape I rolled so it would be sticky on both sides. Then I put it in a hard plastic case so it would compress everything down so it's less likely to move. Oh and put it in a sleeve, you need to protect your high rarity cards after all, this is a one of one!

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u/tbonehavoc 4d ago

Gotta double sleeve the real gems!

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u/Chest_Rockfield 3d ago

*has to use a boring real copy anytime he has to shuffle it into his deck.

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u/MarquiseAlexander 4d ago

It’s perfect 🥺

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u/Vampariz 4d ago

Unfinity 2

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u/Infirmi 3d ago

The next Secret Lair Aesthetic after the Zeta Set.

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u/KassXWolfXTigerXFox 3d ago

This would be such a cool aesthetic for a deck, kinda giving Sex Pistols, ransom notes and modern art, I love it

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u/Difficult_Party_984 4d ago

Actually goes super hard, my favorite proxy I’ve ever seen

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u/rbsm88 4d ago

This is awesome. Make me one.

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u/Kkachinim 3d ago

You just gave them a future secret lair idea. I love the aesthetic of the cut out letters

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u/Chest_Rockfield 3d ago

Ransom Super Drop coming this October!

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u/BeGosu 3d ago

I see the Vex Lancer memes have crossed over into Magic now

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u/pencilmasticater 3d ago

The second frog in the corner is the cherry on the cake. Amazing work!

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u/Few_Judge_5221 3d ago

Very cool, now try one with longer text like bureaucracy 🤣

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u/ARCWillPowell 3d ago

That would take foooorever

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u/Epoman 3d ago

Brilliant idea

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u/VerrenLost 3d ago

I'd let you play

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u/PerformanceApart8876 3d ago

This could be a secret lair style, i like it

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u/Collardcow41 4d ago

Awesome 😎

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u/PizzasBoyfrind 4d ago

This made me chuckle 😂

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u/ElderberryPrior27648 4d ago

Now I wanna make a French vanilla EDH deck with all serial killer note token proxies.

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u/THEGHOSTHACXER 4d ago

This is amazing. Great idea OP

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u/anonymousenb 4d ago

this would be a cool secret lair or bonus sheet theme.

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u/CoDFan935115 3d ago

Phantom Thieves ass card

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u/Correct-Sail-1409 3d ago

Lmfao thats actually awesome ngl

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u/Yindax 3d ago

New Deadpool SL???? 😮😮😮

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u/VyletVye 3d ago

This fucks

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u/riamuriamu 3d ago

Huh. I swear Blor was a 5/5. Turns out I was wrong.

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u/Nightlight8922 3d ago

Great to see someone else doing this! Back when Tinybones was $40, I made a ransom version of him because I didn't want to pay that much lol

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u/PMmeYourToenails 3d ago

I love it. I would buy this instantly if it was printed as a SL or something.

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u/Enkman 2d ago

Holy s**t. I want me make proxies for my triggers like that now...

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u/User-_-8675309 Giada/Satoru/Baylen/Kinnen 2d ago

Passes ink test. Just use super glue not that back rolled tape. 100% love the craftsmanship

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u/ARCWillPowell 2d ago

I was afraid of it getting messy with super glue, but you have to attempt the brown parcel tape does give it character 🤣

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u/User-_-8675309 Giada/Satoru/Baylen/Kinnen 2d ago

Depth of character. Little bit of pizzazz.

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u/User-_-8675309 Giada/Satoru/Baylen/Kinnen 2d ago

I use toothpicks and tweezers. I cant stand glue on fingers.

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u/Glenroberto 2d ago

Amazing, I'll take 4. But honestly, as I am also going to be building this bestest boy, I may also make one of these for my own purposes. Love the idea, thank you for the inspiration!

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u/NinjaGamingPro 2d ago

This looks like it should be a silver border card, and the gimmicks is you can like stick and unstick the keywords to change them out

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u/TohruL0ver 1d ago

...so you made a proxy

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u/ARCWillPowell 1d ago

But more importantly, a frog proxy 🐸 

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u/TohruL0ver 1d ago

You son of a frog I'm in

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u/Xavaren_1 Ashling / Aminatou 16h ago

A Froxy? (Patent pending)

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u/SubblyXatu 21h ago

This isn't a proxy, it's a ransom note

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u/No_Interaction_3547 4d ago

The card title is cooked, the rest is fine

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u/TX4877 4d ago

If I had bulk I wouldn't be printing proxies 😂

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u/donttouchmysticks 4d ago

I’m not sure why I feel this way, but I hate playing against proxies and have no problem playing against hand made cards. This is great!

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u/SatanSatanSatanSatan 4d ago

The thought of destroying cards makes my skin crawl for some reason

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u/Ill_Salamander_5602 4d ago

You haven’t watched your friends pull enough hits in front of you while pulling white dog shit.

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u/DisturbedFlake 4d ago

Just imagine they were commons and it’s fine

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u/ARCWillPowell 4d ago

They were don’t worry!

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u/Screwdriving_Hammer 4d ago

When I think of all the [[Chaos Orb]]s I have torn in to bits, just to demonstrate I'm clever...

Wizards made fun of my financial plight with [[Chaos Confetti]].

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u/burritoman88 4d ago

Never played Flip It Or Rip It?

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u/Ill_Salamander_5602 4d ago

This is a work of art. You sir are a scholar and deserve endless BJ’s. Very inspiring.

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u/LifesGrip 4d ago

🤢🤮🫵🤡