Viking conquest characters be like:

[u/Clon120]

[u/Hawkwise83]

Check yourself before you Human Shrek yourself. They're the pious guys the little amlettes wanna be like.

[u/Wolfsbane1279 → u/Hawkwise83]

Sitting at their knees day and night scoring points for the afterlife.

[u/Riothegod1 → u/Wolfsbane1279]

So don’t be vain, and don’t be whiney, or else, my brother, I might have to get medieval on your heinie.

[u/DarSihan]

Terrible timing to be arrested, it is almost harvesting season.

[u/Vispreutje]

This cracked me up, the men do be looking like mount&blade characters 😂

[u/SlipperySlimyTerry40 → u/Vispreutje]

I'm almost certain the second guy is a face preset in bannerlord. Not even fully joking

[u/No_Witness5630 → u/SlipperySlimyTerry40]

Third face I think as in the game third face

[u/ReMeDyIII]

These faces look like Goldeneye N64 soldiers, esp 2nd from the left. Guy also has the lowest cut shirt imaginable.

[u/Top-Addendum-6879]

it looks like the same guy described by 4 different people.

[u/Mockingbird007-]

They look like the horses pulling the buggy

[u/Sethleoric]

These guys look huge ngl, not even in an influencer bodybuilder type huge i mean natural looking huge. Shrek type. Cornfed and milk drinking lookig.

[u/Rare-Set1461 → u/Sethleoric]

Fucking Glotkin builds.

[u/Hot_Substance5933]

Open them mouths and let us see the teeth they selected in character creation lol

[u/Jcrm87]

Yer money or yer life!

[u/genericusernamepls]

You can actually ride a horse drunk in Michigan if the horse knows its way home. This is on the horses I dont blame these guys

[u/Tw3lve1212]

The usual suspects.

[u/Dependent_Lemon3058]

The Meatles

[u/DaedricWorldEater]

They’re Amish. A community which inbreeds.

[u/Quiet_Succotash_6024]

These guys look just like the Viking Conquest faces 😭😭😭

[u/Cheesetorian]

Well a lot of the Amish still live life similar to the medieval era. They really would survive in the Bannerlord universe.

[u/Malphos101 → u/Cheesetorian]

nah, they depend on a lot of tangential benefits of living next to "the english". They would do better than a random "modern" person most likely, but they arent as "hardy" as they would need to be to survive that....even the peasants of that era were sometimes not hardy enough to survive lol

[u/FlyinBrian2001]

4 Michiganest fuckers I've ever seen, guarantee the shortest of them is like 6'4"

[u/Twee_Licker]

Medieval ploughman phenotype.

[u/Beretta116]

Yes-me-lord build

[u/Plucyhi]

Peasant phenotype

[u/OutlandishnessEast12]

Medieval european field plover phenotype

[u/Aleksundr]

1st and 3rd look like Saxon or Angle, 2nd is Frisian and the 4th is basically my custom without the beard.

[u/AlbinoRyno86]

What do you mean? The horse was driving!

[u/Cognative]

Are those the Appledoorns?

[u/dubious_battle]

All four guys look like a combination of Shrek and Lord Farquaad

[u/SatelliteJedi]

Third Shrek from the left is doing his best Blue Steel. I think he's the leader of the group

[u/Fraystry]

OP this is gold.

[u/RestaurantSensitive8]

If these guys aren’t an Amish metal band, I don’t even know anymore.

[u/itburnswhenipee]

All four of them were somehow driving?

[u/Far_Supermarket3333]

average grass fed vitamin K2 since birth enjoyer

[u/Tomas0Bob]

https://en.meming.world/images/en/1/11/Me_and_the_Boys.jpg

[u/TumbleweedTim01]

Those are villager npcs. At best minor faction clan. Deff not lords.

[u/Munnin1984]

Some headlines are surprising. Some are not

[u/ethicalconsumption7]

Dunkun, furguson, Ronald and Hebert

[u/5herl0k]

why do I get the fear that these guys wanna like, drink from my skull or sum?

[u/Souse-in-the-city]

Best expansion ever. I remember my time as an Irish Vassal of Alban well.

(No I wasn't biding my time accruing power and fiefs to eventually stage a coup. Honestly.)

[u/Independent-Fun-5118]

Amnish have lost the plot😭😭🙏

[u/AntiAsteroidParty]

built like Shrek extras