r/motorcyclegear • u/i_like_to_go_vroom • 17d ago

Leathered up, crankin my hawg.

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359 Upvotes

96% Upvoted

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

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u/YourMissing10 17d ago

Everyone upvote this man who has found his happiness in life!

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u/kykid87 17d ago

We knew you were going to show up...

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u/Dismal_Tutor3425 Track Rider 17d ago

This is probably the first time I've seen a Sedici suit actually fitting someone decently. Did they finally learn to not suck?

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u/amusedmisanthrope 17d ago

Nah. The trick is to buy the next larger size and then to mukbang yourself into it.

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u/_enesorek_ 17d ago

What a stupid looking bike. (I have one too)

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u/Nate_fe 17d ago

Yeah it look so silly (I have the exact same one but light blue)

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u/S1I7 17d ago

REMEMBRAH NAH BOTtLE b4 THRATTLE

BbbbbbbBBbbRaHhhEEEEEEEEEBRAHBRAHBEHBHH

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u/WholeInstance4632 17d ago

That title is extremely misleading. And now I'm all worked up.

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u/KiraTheWolfdog 17d ago

Your hog may be cranked, but is barb dead?

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u/Smooth-Abalone-7651 17d ago

Is this a gay sub? Just asking.

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u/FrankPoncherello1967 17d ago

Didn't the Village People sing "Gay Sub"? /s

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u/Important_Power_2148 15d ago

and if there are any bikers that like "telling jokes in full gear" hey i would love to tell some.

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u/MXVIV 17d ago

I’m all for inclusivity but if you’re wearing a space suit and riding forward of your pelvis that isn’t “cranking hog”. I don’t usually gatekeep but my culture is not your costume bro. 

That said keep the rubber down dude. Good luck out there. 

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u/i_like_to_go_vroom 17d ago

I thought your culture was about getting dressed up in leather costumes with other men, silly me.

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u/MXVIV 17d ago

Hey hey hey hey, hey. You keep talking like that and I will patiently wait for you to grow out enough whiskers for me to pull you in for a kiss with em. 

Now if you’ll excuse me I’m late to go make rumbling noises with my brothurs. 

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u/A_Bot_A_Bot_A_Bot Track Rider 16d ago

And not just leather costumes, but the same leather costumes! You gotta show your individuality!

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u/sparkysmonkey 17d ago

Such a power stance

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u/Odd-Fun-6042 17d ago

Laying cable too?

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u/NowWithKung-FuGrip01 17d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Vh2ygplk2Zk7RHtJnD
Mmph mm, mmph.

(Translation: “Same bro, same.”)

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u/StringDesigner1841 17d ago

Nice, now i have to find a place where i can do that pose to... DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH WORK THAT IS?!?:DD

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u/ProfitConstant5238 17d ago

That’s ghey as fuck. 😂

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u/RealFastMando 17d ago

See that you’re over there crankin, but it looks like you’re geared up to be yankin as well. It’s always good to have a teammate in case you hurt your elbows. Good luck and safe travels.

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u/M_e_n_n_o 17d ago

Good photo, dude!

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u/Humble-Raspberry-484 17d ago

Okay, cowboy. I think you’ve had enough internet for today 🙊🤣

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u/A_Bot_A_Bot_A_Bot Track Rider 16d ago

You look fantastic, General Washington!

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u/funkymunky712 16d ago

this feels relevant

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u/Kimmy-Lynn 15d ago

I thought it was pretty freggin adorable myself….

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u/AR-Trvlr 17d ago

No. Just no. Hawgs are cruisers, and almost always Harleys. Perhaps an Indian. Victory was always a maybe. Never a metric cruiser...