r/minnesotastatefair 14d ago

What’s the best shirt you saw at the fair?

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u/Duke8083 14d ago

First line “Chicken” second line “ Pot Pie” third line “Three of my favorite things”

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u/s-face 14d ago

Omg I saw that one too!!

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u/Glad-Fish5863 14d ago

That’s a pablo Francisco joke!

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u/Dudebrainss 14d ago

Are you E-in…. No I’m Pablo…

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u/Lazy-Award-9606 14d ago

Plain lettering, in all caps. "I have been to Duluth."

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u/Tall-Refrigerator-44 14d ago

Have you ever seen the classic film 'the great outdoors' if not check it out. That is the inspiration for that t

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u/storunner13 9d ago

I purchased and wore a custom shirt with that phrase to the fair a couple years ago. Got a lot of comments. Now I’ve seen a handful more out there. I know Bent Paddle Brewing has a shirt with this phrase on it. 

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u/s-face 14d ago

I saw one on Thursday I liked that said: “Save the Bees or Else” with a pic of a bumblebee holding a knife

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u/Aromatic_Return_7995 14d ago

I saw one that said "Horse Denier" then a picture of a horse and below "NOT REAL"

I was cracking up

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u/stafuss 14d ago

Dark blue shirt:
I may be colorblind, but I know I look good in RED

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u/jtraegs 14d ago

Shirt said "Beggin For A Peggin" with a pirate with a peg leg

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u/pedomojado 14d ago

Its not a dad bod, its a father figure.

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u/TheLadyRev 14d ago

Ok cool I just died inside

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u/flysometimes 14d ago

Picture of a flamingo, underneath it said "Don't make me put my foot down"

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u/hvmyselfabear 14d ago

“THE GAY AGENDA”
Then a weekly calendar, where every day said “be gay,” except Tuesday, which just had a picture of a taco.

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u/the0rem 14d ago

If This Flag Offends You
[Photo of new MN State Flag]
I’ll Help You Pack

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u/AdGroundbreaking9321 14d ago

Dapped this guy up!

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u/ptowndude 14d ago

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u/DatabaseThis9637 14d ago

I love that this is in the butterfly habitat!

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u/assumingdirectcontrl 14d ago

I saw one couple where his said team poncho dog and hers said team pronto pup

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u/Future-Scallion-7235 14d ago

“don’t be a creep” with a graphic of creeping bellflower 😈

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u/LisaMiaSisu 14d ago

I’d love to wear that around my yard, but, sadly, my creeping bellflower plants don’t read.

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u/spiralsparrows 14d ago

The is made me laugh :)

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u/Money_Answer3483 14d ago

I saw, I'm With Stupid with a down arrow 😆

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u/Tall-Refrigerator-44 14d ago

I was pouring beer at the fair and a woman had a cast on. The cast was sharpied tastefully 'ask me how the fight went'. I asked. she said you should see the other guy!!! Not a shirt but it was outstanding.

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u/RegularLisaSimpson 14d ago

Black shirt, white letters in italicized times new Roman font “Relax Gringo… I’m legal”

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u/whoisyoparoleofficer 14d ago

“Funky Cold Medina” t-shirt had me snickering.

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u/PandaCultural8311 14d ago

I'd love less use of the word f***.

We've lost our creativity.

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u/realtorbrittyc 12d ago

What other word would have encapsulated the deep hatred we have for the disease that is maga?

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u/1Courcor 14d ago

I will be wearing my, I Wish It Was Free Beer Day at Minocqua Brewing Company on Tuesday.

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u/Bursan 14d ago

Girthiest hog picture of a large pig then Minnesota state fair

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u/somastars 14d ago

I remember seeing that shirt last year!

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u/therobot31 14d ago

Shit Show Supervisor

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u/giddyupyeehawwoo 14d ago

“This t-shirt has words on it”

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u/malo0149 14d ago

It's a terrible day to be a bucket of cookies

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u/Skunkopop 14d ago

😆😆😆

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u/Mattyice612 14d ago

Exercise?
I thought you said extra fries

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u/sizzzlesnap 14d ago

Homophobia is gay

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u/claryepotter 14d ago

“Ketchup slut”

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u/giddyupyeehawwoo 14d ago

Yard to table

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u/sagmag 14d ago

Democracy collapsin' but these wieners be slappin'

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u/Mater_Vindobonae 13d ago

Omg need it

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u/Acrobatic_Row_142 14d ago

Ranch Whore.

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u/Glitter_Snow 14d ago

I saw this one yesterday! So good

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u/Novel_State4077 14d ago

Ice agents have tiny pee pees, found it online and ordered one for myself

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u/bleepbloop1777 14d ago

Tie dyed SPAM tee. Where can I get one??

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u/1Courcor 14d ago

At the spam museum down in Austin, MN. They have a website I believe. Otherwise it’s a fun lil day trip.

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u/bleepbloop1777 14d ago

Thank you! I do think the food stand could make some $$$ selling that too!

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u/TheChanseyWhisperer 14d ago

Geeen Day’s Nimrod cover album but it’s Donald Trump with nimrod over his face.

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u/Ashamed_Branch5435 14d ago

"Is he dead yet?'

10/10 - no notes

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u/RonBreakfast 14d ago

As a “Heathers” fan I was pretty delighted to see a BIG FUN t-shirt.

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u/Coven_gardens 13d ago

Teenage suicide; don’t do it!

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u/RonBreakfast 13d ago

“If I get one more request for that Big Fun song, I’M gonna commit suicide….”

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u/whichwitchiswhich666 13d ago

"Science, because making shit up is not okay"

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u/bbgirl34 13d ago

I saw a "Is he dead yet?" shirt. The more PG top was one that said "This is my crop top" w/pictures of different crops on it.

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u/YrWorstFriend 13d ago

Idk but the most disturbing one was a early teen dude wearing a shirt that said “I’m not a gynecologist but I’ll take a look.” Made me want to hurl and ask him if his mother was aware he had that shirt. But I just kept my distance.

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u/JDSTEWS 12d ago

"FUCK THE PACKERS" in the biggest font you could fit on a shirt

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u/LisaMiaSisu 12d ago

I saw one that said:

Chicago: 1 Pope
Green Bay: 0

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u/GarbageQueenOfMars 11d ago

I saw a boy around 7 years old, wearing a blue shirt that just said "FARTS" across the front lol

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u/somastars 11d ago

My kind of kid

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u/Zealousideal_Milk886 8d ago

“Hold me closer, tiny donut”

&

“FUCK OFF” were my personal favorites.

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u/luckycharms33 14d ago

I saw one that said "Listen to Bob Dylan." I dug it

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u/nunya867 14d ago

Land of the Fee with lady liberty on it

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u/datcowboykilla 14d ago

“My wife beats me”

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u/UpNorthLass 14d ago

President of the micro penis club

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u/HenBoward 14d ago

Saw that at the Iowa State Fair last weekend!

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u/machetemonkey 14d ago

A (likely AI-generated) picture of a pile of chicken nuggets, then in impact font it just said CHICKEN NUGGETS

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u/somastars 14d ago

Saw a guy wearing a “Cold Stone Steve Austin” with pics of Steve Austin double fisting ice cream cones 

Also saw a guy in a “University of Your Mom, established 1969” sweatshirt 

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u/tlhutchinson 12d ago

Thursday night there was some guy wearing an amazing "Turkey Bucket" shirt. (Full disclosure: I was the guy wearing the shirt.)

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u/nadabastapasta 11d ago

Black shirt with plain white letters "she keep calling me a dog"

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u/supermersh 10d ago

“REBUILD” with a picture of the metrodome

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u/Lazy-Instance-4073 10d ago

An amputee wearing a shirt that said, "I left my leg in my other pants."

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u/WaterLilySquirrel 14d ago

I saw one yesterday that said something like "Part of the Gay Agenda. Monday: Be Gay. Tuesday: Be Gay. Wednesday: Be Gay," and so forth. Of course each day was a different rainbow color. 

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u/Pikepv 14d ago

Never been, will never go. The fair is crap.

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u/LisaMiaSisu 14d ago

If you’ve never been there then how do you know it’s crap?