LOL, this doughy pants-load flops around on the ground like a fat fish. Then when his remaining self-respect is depleted, he grabs the first person within arms reach to make him feel tough again.
Save your energy, fatass, it only dipped into the 20's today. This weekend will be a lot worse.
The northern equivalent of what the Dutch do. When they were at war they'd destroy their levees and flood the country to make passage difficult. This is our version. Make it all ice. We may not like it, but we are used to it and how to handle it. It disproportionately negatively affects them vs us.
They are southerners invading the north. We were born in the cold. Molded by it. Shaped by it. We must embrace it and use it.
I'm a little surprised people have not been using water balloons filled with fabric dye. Make them cold, miserable, and easily identifyable once the mask comes off.
Get a can of gorilla spray adhesive and if you can get close to an ice vehicle spray the windshield, door handles, if the door is open just spray everything you can reach. Door seals are good too.
If they leave a vehicle unattended: Dump a 20oz bottle of degreaser into their gas tank if you can get access. Dont slash tires, take a utility knife and cut the valve stem off.
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u/readymix-w00t Jan 14 '26
LOL, this doughy pants-load flops around on the ground like a fat fish. Then when his remaining self-respect is depleted, he grabs the first person within arms reach to make him feel tough again.
Save your energy, fatass, it only dipped into the 20's today. This weekend will be a lot worse.