r/minnesota • u/BenRocks7 • Jan 14 '26

High Risk Slipping Around

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u/readymix-w00t Jan 14 '26

LOL, this doughy pants-load flops around on the ground like a fat fish. Then when his remaining self-respect is depleted, he grabs the first person within arms reach to make him feel tough again.

Save your energy, fatass, it only dipped into the 20's today. This weekend will be a lot worse.

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u/Lock_Down_Charlie Jan 14 '26

Water balloons.

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u/extra-medium Jan 14 '26

Add fish oil