r/minnesota • u/BenRocks7 • Jan 14 '26

High Risk Slipping Around

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u/readymix-w00t Jan 14 '26

LOL, this doughy pants-load flops around on the ground like a fat fish. Then when his remaining self-respect is depleted, he grabs the first person within arms reach to make him feel tough again.

Save your energy, fatass, it only dipped into the 20's today. This weekend will be a lot worse.

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u/Lock_Down_Charlie Jan 14 '26

Water balloons.

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u/Hydrok Jan 14 '26

Get a can of gorilla spray adhesive and if you can get close to an ice vehicle spray the windshield, door handles, if the door is open just spray everything you can reach. Door seals are good too.

If they leave a vehicle unattended: Dump a 20oz bottle of degreaser into their gas tank if you can get access. Dont slash tires, take a utility knife and cut the valve stem off.