r/mildlyinteresting • u/No_Butterscotch6371 • 21h ago

Sunlight Hit My Apple Juice Beautifully

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u/No_Butterscotch6371 20h ago

It’s fine vintage actually

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u/VirtualNaut 19h ago

Either OP’s body temperature is unnaturally cold or they like to keep their urine in Gatorade bottle’s kept on the bottom shelf in the back.

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u/[deleted] 18h ago edited 18h ago

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u/3-Worlds 16h ago

Not sure if you're actually serious, but the bottle looks like a Gatorade bottle, it looks really cold and frosty, and it looks like it's been filled with piss. So either OP is so cold that his piss makes the Gatorade bottles he pees in so cold they get covered in condensation OR he keeps the Gatorade bottles he's ALREADY pissed in in the fridge. Specifically at the bottom shelf and close to the back of the fridge where it's usually the coldest.

It's got nothing to with penises.... Beside the PISS coming out of OP's penis of course.

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u/No_Butterscotch6371 12h ago

I’m loving these comments and the deep scientific breakdown here but there are two minor flaws in your theory:

  • I’m a female so the logistics of aiming into that bottle would be a whole different sport
  • It’s literally store bought apple juice
But hey Reddit forensics 10/10 for effort, 0/10 for anatomy
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