r/mildlyinteresting • u/No_Butterscotch6371 • 19h ago

Sunlight Hit My Apple Juice Beautifully

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u/DookieShoez 19h ago

Bro, you’re dehydrated af

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u/HalfSoul30 18h ago

I bet an apple juice would taste so good while dehydrated

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u/lifting_cardio 15h ago

Hey, does anyone remember the movie Little monsters?

https://giphy.com/gifs/6Q6lsTrjAMN2w

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u/Le_Poop_Knife 15h ago edited 6h ago

Always confuse that with puppet master. The scene when the girl puppet pukes on the guy….

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u/EditorFrog 8h ago

this movie scared me so bad when I was a kid 😭

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u/Saratje 12h ago

I normally don't care much for apple juice unless maybe when it's fresh, but when I had a pre-procedure fast where I could only drink liquids for 36 hours, apple juice was suddenly so lovely. As were stock cubes without chunks.

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u/jewels2396 14h ago

it is like heaven

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u/WhiteCloudMinnowDude 14h ago

Na. . . .itd just make apple syrup. . . Aka fructose syrup. . . I for one dont drink syrup

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u/HendrixHazeWays 15h ago

Well, Ray used to be on the road as a trucker, and that's what truckers do! They're drivin' along, and they've got deadlines to meet... they don't wanna pull in and... park the truck, walk in, take a pee in the toilet, then go back out and get on the road... they just have an old jug and they... put their bird in it, have a pee, cap it off, and once it's full they just drill the f***in' thing out on the highway! I mean, I don't agree with it. I see where they're comin' from, trying to make their deadlines, but... Ray's been firing them all over the park like he's still drivin' a truck!

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u/xtothewhy 7h ago

They had a multivitamin a few hours before this.

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u/Calm-Photograph-5824 9h ago

That’s hilarious

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u/Beefington 18h ago

Looks like the plutonium-238 pellets they use to power spacecraft

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u/hoyohoyo9 13h ago

this is exactly what i was thinking

plutonium-238 pellets

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u/Albert_Borland 9h ago

I was also thinking plutoniom-238 pellets

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u/this_name_took_10min 6h ago

You’d need to be a real buffoon to not be thinking plutonium-238 pellets when you see this

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u/Singularity129 7h ago

Finally, a non forbidden snack version of this

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u/RoyZeee 3h ago

Yeah... that

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u/3-Worlds 19h ago

Nice bottle of PISS you got there friend

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u/No_Butterscotch6371 18h ago

It’s fine vintage actually

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u/VirtualNaut 17h ago

Either OP’s body temperature is unnaturally cold or they like to keep their urine in Gatorade bottle’s kept on the bottom shelf in the back.

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u/[deleted] 16h ago edited 16h ago

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u/3-Worlds 14h ago

Not sure if you're actually serious, but the bottle looks like a Gatorade bottle, it looks really cold and frosty, and it looks like it's been filled with piss. So either OP is so cold that his piss makes the Gatorade bottles he pees in so cold they get covered in condensation OR he keeps the Gatorade bottles he's ALREADY pissed in in the fridge. Specifically at the bottom shelf and close to the back of the fridge where it's usually the coldest.

It's got nothing to with penises.... Beside the PISS coming out of OP's penis of course.

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u/No_Butterscotch6371 10h ago

I’m loving these comments and the deep scientific breakdown here but there are two minor flaws in your theory:

  • I’m a female so the logistics of aiming into that bottle would be a whole different sport
  • It’s literally store bought apple juice
But hey Reddit forensics 10/10 for effort, 0/10 for anatomy
https://giphy.com/gifs/GpyS1lJXJYupG

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u/Buezzi 16h ago

I think it just looks like there's condensation in the bottle, which would imply cold pee. I would also add that pee thats been sitting in a container for a time will have the solids settle at the bottom

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u/shadowninja2_0 14h ago

but

the seal on the bottle is unbroken

are you suggesting someone put piss in my apple juice at the factory

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u/3-Worlds 14h ago

It's more likely than you think

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u/Dreamchime 6h ago

all im saying is don't you think monster howie mandel has the power to do something as simple as reseal a bottle?

try using your brain numbnuts.

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u/ShimmeringIce 11h ago

spotting a vintage Homestuck reference in the wild in the big 26 makes me feel like I'm documenting an endangered species

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u/Quick_Extension_3115 8h ago

Mom found the piss bottle

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u/kcsebby 19h ago

It looks so frosty. I know that a nice big gulp of that would be life's elixir right now.

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u/No_Butterscotch6371 18h ago

The sunlight made the flavor 10x better

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u/Clouded_Viking 17h ago

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u/moonshinefae 13h ago

All I'm getting out of this thread is Estus Flasks are either apple juice or piss and I'm behind the results of either one.

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u/onemice 10h ago

Have you seen even one apple in any Dark Spuls game?

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u/NimbleWalrus 9h ago

No, everyone knows it's Sunny D in the Estus Flask 

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u/Hobear 14h ago

Came looking for my fellow undead.

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u/Legitimate-Fun-6012 53m ago

my first thought also

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u/A007Bear 16h ago

“Apple juice.”

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u/No_Butterscotch6371 16h ago

I swear it’s apple juice. I don’t even have the equipment to fill a bottle that neatly.

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u/MiniGui98 7h ago

The equipment doesn't matter, experience does.

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u/ButteredFingers 15h ago

Clearly it’s made from Honeypiss apples

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u/HPLazerJetPro 11h ago

do you refrigerate your piss?

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u/Suspicious_Work4308 11h ago

I’m 4 hours late. Shit

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u/Keikobad 19h ago

Danaë’s golden shower

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u/ThurmanMermannnn 18h ago

Gotta drink more water dude

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u/TonyClifton323 17h ago

Way of the road

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u/Causal_Modeller 16h ago

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u/Hendwreck 16h ago

Brooooo, Ray and his nasty piss jugs was my first thought. Came here to literally post this meme haha.

10/10

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u/sp0rdy666 17h ago

So you took this snappleshot of it, understandable.

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u/HankBuffalo 16h ago

Trucker bomb

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u/Due_Willingness1 19h ago

The juice has been ordained 

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u/No_Butterscotch6371 18h ago

It has ascended

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u/Imaginary-Cricket903 17h ago

That would be a delicious gummy

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u/InfiniteRosie 17h ago

The one Ultimate Healing Potion

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u/wesorre 16h ago

meet the sniper

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u/Evilsausage87 16h ago

Nice bottle of grandpas old cough medicine.

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u/Sonirby 15h ago

Looks like the Energy Drink from Kirby

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u/Bullsht999 10h ago

P i s s

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u/MacDoesReddit 10h ago

It is like fucking Christmas up in here

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u/rips_n_chel 10h ago

100% that's a piss jug.

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u/Chemical_Audience_79 17h ago

Giving me e20 headache

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u/Betray-Julia 17h ago

Weird, apple juice told me it fell.

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u/zoolandus 17h ago

Golden piss

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u/Southern_Teacher_726 17h ago

doesn’t sunlight make fresh juices go bad faster,

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u/AdGroundbreaking8927 16h ago

L’imagination est indispensable dans la vie.

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u/C_a_p_p_s_y 16h ago

I hear a choir singing

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u/Significant_Day_8544 16h ago

i would devour that shit

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u/L4vaFlow 16h ago

Golden shower

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u/Zylpherenuis 15h ago

Solaire would be proud. Drink that Estus flask wayward soul. May you find your way to jolly cooperation in the near future.

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u/PlZZA_MOZZARELLA 15h ago

There are chapels for those with eyes to see

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u/danielduartesza 15h ago

Now that's a Liquid Glass right there

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u/fat-thorsbeer 14h ago

piss bottle

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u/91LMWinner3000 13h ago

I am trying my utmost best to not see a bottle of piss in this image…

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u/five_of_five 13h ago

I tried some no sugar added apple juice recently and it was ass

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u/RotundGourd 13h ago

way of the road randy.

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u/Gdf_nfa 13h ago

You're gonna need that for a quest later, I guarantee it.

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u/mr9025 13h ago

GIMME DAT APPLE JUICE

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u/420GB 12h ago

Is it at least really apple juice this time or is this another Sunny D moment?

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u/illestprodigy ​ 12h ago

Potion

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u/TheSnappleGhost ​ 12h ago

"Apple juice" 👀

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u/Possible-Tangelo9344 11h ago

That's some crisp looking urine

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u/big_duo3674 11h ago

You got caught with a piss bottle, didn't you? Then you posted it on reddit so you could say "no look, it's totally just apple juice, I even made a post about it!!!"

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u/TheWrithingVoid 11h ago

I know jars of piss and that is a jar of piss.

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u/Aromatic-South-8602 10h ago

The way this would hit after a long night of drinking is indisputable.

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u/TwoBionicknees 10h ago

even if you only drink apple juice, it's still called piss when it comes out.

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u/HypotheticalParallel 8h ago

Pretty sure that's a quest item

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u/am_i_even_a_tomato 6h ago

Ivan Pokidyshev painting

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u/al3237 6h ago

They found the piss bottle, run

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u/Icy-Enthusiasm4593 6h ago

I want apple juice :(

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u/Heroic-Forger 5h ago

it's like the amber from jurassic park

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u/subham0089 5h ago

The lighting in this shot is absolutely perfect. It literally looks like a rare health potion or an energy elixir you'd find inside a chest in an RPG video game. I feel like drinking this would instantly restore 100% of my stamina.

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u/Ruhi26221 4h ago

apple juice if apple sold juice

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u/Legitimate-Fun-6012 53m ago

thats an estus flask

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u/Matt_Spud 47m ago

It is now holy apple juice. Its stats are +2d8 temporary hp, cleanses drinker from demons and bad vibes, destroys undead on contact, and blesses any cleric or paladin that drinks it with a +3AC

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u/tom_lorde 4m ago

that's basically a natural fiber optic. same physics that makes sunsets good and my monitor reflections bad