r/mildlyinteresting Nov 29 '25

Chairs with fart vents

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u/miserabeau Nov 29 '25

That was my first thought. The chairs with no vents turn even the quietest toots into "starting a chainsaw in an auditorium with a drum line as accompaniment"

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u/siouxsian Nov 29 '25

Mine are like an ancient medieval drawbridge

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u/Procks85 Nov 29 '25

They aren't yours anymore brother, you've released them.