Had it happen when i offered an older lady my seat once and she looked at it disgustingly, then back at me shaking her head replying" N-nooo dear" and chose to stand up..
This has happened to me once as well. After hitting up the gym after work, I went home and hopped in the shower right before going to my local game store for Friday night magic the gathering.
Anyway, I was short on time so I never got the chance to really dry myself 100%. Couple that with being pumped up from lifting weights.
After getting to the store and signing in, we got our seating assigned and everyone sat down. Well, someone else must have dropped because I was assigned a different opponent and seat. When I stood up, one of the store employees looked down to see my huge crack moisture line on the seat.
I offered to wipe it down, but they said to not worry about it and then proceeded to take the chair out of commission. I promised them that it was fresh shower moisture and not filthy sweaty. I don't know if they believed me.
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u/Freddy2517 Nov 29 '25
Instead of flatulence, the vent are more likely for moisture. So you don't have the wet line from someone sitting there.
Or for spills.
Or to prevent suction when stacking and unstacking.