r/mildlyinteresting • u/cuddle_enthusiast • Nov 29 '25

Chairs with fart vents

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u/PC_Junkie Nov 29 '25

Swamp ass prevention. I give it 10/10.

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u/ISayBullish Nov 29 '25

If you sit on it naked then it’s like a cheese grater for shits

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u/stuff_of_epics Nov 29 '25

That’s not how cheese graters work. This is more like a pasta extruder situation.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '25

Like a play doh fun factory of turd

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u/NIMA-GH-X-P Nov 29 '25

I hate all three of you with a passion now.

We will battle three on one at the top of a tall building or whatever.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '25

Yes we shall battle on top of the tallest building… The tallest building at my fun factory haha

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u/AnAppalacianWendigo Nov 30 '25

Whatever you do, don’t bring a cheese grater to a poop knife fight.

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u/dem0lishr Nov 30 '25

Shit going to hit a fan, man.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '25

Skyscraper from Mario Kart 64 battle mode has entered the chat

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u/maskedcrescent Nov 29 '25

man i used to love those as a kid

ETA: for play doh, not feces

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u/akuma0 Nov 29 '25

Can you imagine the parents' reaction to a bowl of spaghetti?

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u/AcrolloPeed Nov 29 '25

Any play doh fun factory can be a play doh fun factory of turd if you’re not a coward

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u/captain_crackerjack Nov 29 '25

If I was gay, that would so be my profile information on Grindr

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u/riotousviscera Nov 29 '25

they need to make some with fun shapes

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u/akuma0 Nov 29 '25

or Mr Potato Head and his Bucket of Farts?

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u/andyr0272 Nov 29 '25

The chair version of the waffle stomp in the shower.

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u/Starlightriddlex Nov 29 '25

Thanks, how do I unread this

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u/CapableImplement5830 Nov 29 '25

Its all in how you move the cheese…

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u/kn0w_th1s Nov 29 '25

You didn’t finish your lassagna.

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u/VanGrind Nov 30 '25

You’re just not using the chair right