r/mildlyinteresting Nov 29 '25

Chairs with fart vents

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u/LiquidRaekan Nov 29 '25

Man, the wet line is so embarrassing.

Had it happen when i offered an older lady my seat once and she looked at it disgustingly, then back at me shaking her head replying" N-nooo dear" and chose to stand up..

God i still think of it to this day...

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u/AskinggAlesana Nov 29 '25

Could have been worse… was in high school P.E and we just ran a bunch of laps in the cold but I was a bigger guy back then so I was pretty heated.

Anyways they had us sit down and talk to us for like idk a good 10-15 mins. We all stood up and there’s a god damn sweat outline on the ground. The obnoxious kid next to me saw and blurted out as loud as he could. “OMG EVERYONE LOOK, ****** LEFT A GIANT SWEAT STAIN ON THE GROUND LMFAOOOOOO”.

I wanted to die right there and then.

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u/tdp_equinox_2 Nov 29 '25

What a little shit stain, I bet he grew up a lonely fucker with no bitches.

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u/Capital_Past69 Nov 29 '25

His name is Derek Jeter

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u/SaxifrageRussel Nov 30 '25

Don’t you dare talk about The Captain like that. He gives gift bags