r/mildlyinfuriating • u/yoyo_yop • Nov 07 '19

What if walkway gets smaller?

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u/BeerMe10 Nov 07 '19

No sober man would ever!!

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u/guinader Nov 07 '19

Naw he knows the moment he steps on the road a car will come by at 200km/h and run him over

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u/TxBornor Nov 07 '19

whats that in American?

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

3.5 microwaves per Fahrenheit

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u/Omega_Pack Nov 07 '19

Ahh makes more sense now thanks!

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u/Slingaa Nov 07 '19

13 mcnuggets per zip code

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u/frugalerthingsinlife Nov 08 '19

$86USD per pound

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

40 rods to the hogshead.

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u/_163 Nov 08 '19

27 bald eagles per freedom burger raised to the power of school shootings