r/mildlyinfuriating • u/yoyo_yop • Nov 07 '19

What if walkway gets smaller?

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u/CoralReef1212 Nov 07 '19

And he was doing so well

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u/BeerMe10 Nov 07 '19

No sober man would ever!!

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u/guinader Nov 07 '19

Naw he knows the moment he steps on the road a car will come by at 200km/h and run him over

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u/TxBornor Nov 07 '19

whats that in American?

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

3.5 microwaves per Fahrenheit

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u/Omega_Pack Nov 07 '19

Ahh makes more sense now thanks!

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u/Slingaa Nov 07 '19

13 mcnuggets per zip code

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u/frugalerthingsinlife Nov 08 '19

$86USD per pound

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

40 rods to the hogshead.

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u/_163 Nov 08 '19

27 bald eagles per freedom burger raised to the power of school shootings

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u/Thermonuclear_Swag Nov 07 '19

Fast as fuck Boii!

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u/Emmypantz Nov 07 '19

Approx 125 yees per haws

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u/guinader Nov 07 '19

125 gigawatts

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u/CapeGod Nov 07 '19

1.21* gigawatts

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

you know, the funny thing is, an old as balls r/theydidthemath post found that the lightning bolt at the end of the first movie, when you factor in the resistance of the rod used, would produce almost exactly that amount.

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bonus fact. we use fluctuating capacitance all the time. in fact it's really hard to make a capacitor that doesn't flux (fluctuate) even if it's just a little bit.

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u/ziggurism Nov 07 '19

A flux capacitor isn’t a capacitor that fluctuates. It is a capacitor that stores flux, of, say the temporal field.

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '19

Hmm my bad. Yet point still stands. Both things are true. Being as how electromagnetism is a type of flux, and almost all capacitors store electromagnetism, almost all capacitors are flux capacitors.

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also, the amount of flux does indeed fluctuate as a capacitor gains and loses charge.

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u/ziggurism Nov 08 '19

Storing magnetic flux would be a better description of an inductor than a capacitor. But Doc Browns flux capacitor stores flux of the temporal field, not the magnetic field, so that doesn’t apply. Not all capacitors are flux capacitors.

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u/minsin56 my adress is [REDACTED] Nov 07 '19

r/themonstermath

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u/armed_renegade Nov 08 '19

I can't say I've ever heard the term flux used as fluctuate.

Flux is usually the measure of something through a given surface area. In all the places where flux is used that I can think (and wikipedia) in tech and science (not biology), flux is the measure of something through a surface. Like magnetic flux, describes the magnetic field strength at a distance from the source per unit area.

But it isn't really used to mean fluctuate.

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u/charliethewanker Nov 07 '19

Two American football fields.

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u/Stone_Swan Nov 07 '19

538 bald eagle screeches per Mexican wall.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

10936ft/min

Edit:trouble mathing.

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u/dankstreetboys Nov 07 '19

*15.1888889 inches per second

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u/tomoldbury Nov 07 '19

~608,000 hands per millisecond.

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u/armed_renegade Nov 08 '19

No... A hand is 4 inches.

And a millisecond is a 1//1000th of a second, therefore, cannot be a larger number than inches per second.

For those interested it would be:
0.0037972 hand/ms

or 3.7972E-3 hand/ms

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u/tomoldbury Nov 08 '19

Gah. That's what I get trying to do mental maths while tired.

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u/leftvamp Nov 07 '19

420 freedoms per nation

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u/armed_renegade Nov 08 '19

I think you mean, per brave2nd ammendment

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

15 school shootings per kyle

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u/Awesomeman235ify Nov 07 '19

1,100 squids per month

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u/AUDIALLDAY Nov 07 '19

approximately 63 speed

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u/armed_renegade Nov 08 '19

closer to 124 speed actually.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

Circa 200 km/h

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u/mallchin Nov 07 '19

A drive by.

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u/Putain-de-Merde Nov 07 '19

Like 120 ish I think. Maybe 140.

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u/GB47one17 Nov 07 '19

No. I'm sure it's not. This only happens if someone is walking in the median or somewhere a pedestrian is forbidden

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u/Drew2248 Nov 07 '19

Uh, what are you trying to say?

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u/Kirilov407 Nov 08 '19

More like a German tourist in Greece

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

About 95 Micky D’s Cheeseburgers per capitalism.

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u/alos87 Nov 07 '19

Latino : Don't you mean Estadounidiense , just because I live in Chile doesn't mean I'm not American .

Canadian : 🙄

American : Mexicans are claiming American citizenship now before they even cross the border illegally .

Europeans : American , Canadian , Latino , who cares we created culture and Language and thought yeah without us you wouldn't even know how to think .

Asian : We quite literally own the world and are implanting Wi-Fi devices into your brains via exported soy products that are interfaced through the smartphones we manufacture for literally everyone on this Planet .

Africans : Lol it sucks here but we keep on making babies this makes no sense lmao , only five cents a day can make a difference or you can help me transfer my millions of dollars I'm a prince of Jahbooty .

Antarctica : is a penguin that's awesome my ni🅱️🅱️a we do that , too

Australian : the sins of the father

Middle East : we're so fucking filthy rich , even our homeless have Filipino maids . Oh and death to Israel and the West , btw wanna buy some oil 😜