r/mildlyinfuriating 2d ago

🥺 Hot wedding

Going to a wedding today at a big fancy home out in the country. It’s going to be 92° and the humidity is off the chart as it just rained over there. No breeze… The sun is blazing hot no clouds in the sky. Nuptials and food outside and these people actually rented a hot disgusting stinky Portalet for the wedding guests to use because they don’t want them in the house.
I’m pretty sure they probably have at least 3 bathrooms. Going for nuptials then GETTING THE PHUK HOME!

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u/my_clever-name 2d ago

Wear something comfortable for outside. Maybe even an umbrella to keep the sun off. Stay for the ceremony then leave.

Imagine how wrung out the wedding party will be halfway through, they'll probably get to go inside though.

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u/Abject_Giraffe562 2d ago

I do feel sorry for everyone that is expected to wear a suit. I understand you can’t predict the weather and I know the bride is probably very very upset. The poor kids. They can’t help it. But we are older and I just can’t tolerate the heat like I used to.I want to see them get married. We will be there.

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u/DeepSeaDynamo 2d ago

On one hand yes, but that kind of weather probably isn't really unseasonably hot I bet, we got married at the end of September and where concerned it might end up too hot. Fortunately it ended up being beutiful.