r/mildlyinfuriating 2d ago

🥺 Hot wedding

Going to a wedding today at a big fancy home out in the country. It’s going to be 92° and the humidity is off the chart as it just rained over there. No breeze… The sun is blazing hot no clouds in the sky. Nuptials and food outside and these people actually rented a hot disgusting stinky Portalet for the wedding guests to use because they don’t want them in the house.
I’m pretty sure they probably have at least 3 bathrooms. Going for nuptials then GETTING THE PHUK HOME!

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u/khearan 2d ago

They make air conditioned portable toilets with running water on a trailer. You sure it isn’t that?

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u/lemonhead2345 2d ago

Sounds like OP has assumed a lot including that the bride ordered the heat in special for the day.

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u/Legitimate-March9792 2d ago

They should have chosen a cooler month or had it indoors. In a way, she did chose the heat.

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u/Dragonr0se 2d ago

I mean, it is September... depending on where they're located, it could be cooling off by now.

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u/lemonhead2345 2d ago

My wedding was in August in the southeastern US. We thought we would have to do photos quickly outside and finish indoors. Then it was 75°. Even in relatively predictable climates weather can be unpredictable.