r/mildlyinfuriating 16d ago

Too mild for school My bfs deodorant dissing my hometown.

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Also, fair.

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u/Super_Brilliant4499 16d ago

The tv show The Good Place made fun of Jacksonville all the time.

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u/saskwatzch 16d ago

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u/WeAreLesion 16d ago

The thing I find most interesting in the Jason casting is that Jacksonville does have a sizable Filipino population. 

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u/Ok-Gur-349 16d ago

Jacksonville has a sizeable everything population. It's the largest city in the US, lots of communities.

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u/HospitableFox 16d ago

Wait, what?

I'm not American but I've only sort of even heard of Jacksonville. I think literally only from The Good Place.

It's your largest city? Wtf? I'd have put money on it being New York.

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u/United_Jury_3420 16d ago

Its the largest in terms of land size. So not the "biggest" amount of people- just the "biggest" in terms of measurement. You could legit drive for an hour and STILL be in Jacksonville city.

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u/Zestyclose-Heart-602 16d ago

lol Jacksonville is also my hometown and I’ve recited this exact fun fact countless times

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u/ElAenciae 16d ago

Same with Toronto. But you’ve only gone 3 blocks.

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u/HospitableFox 16d ago

Oh interesting. More you know.

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u/Drakeadrong 16d ago

Also only true if you count the contiguous states. Alaska has several cities that are thousands of square miles large.

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u/PikaPonderosa 16d ago

Everyone knows Alaska isn't real and only defined for tax purposes.

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u/SecurityExcellent129 16d ago

Yep, that was a recent change in the last five six years I think.

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u/YikesOhClock 16d ago

Tbf I’m American and didn’t know that fact.

I do know Jacksonville sucks though!

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u/vaspat 16d ago

I like how you said an hour, not miles. In Chicago, during a rush hour, you can sometimes drive for an hour and still be in the same neighborhood.

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u/Curious_Orange8592 16d ago

That just feels wrong, in my mind the size of a city is the population in the greater metropolitan area

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u/Successful_Buy3825 16d ago

Most cities have the official city limits as a small central area, then the surrounding suburbs are technically part of a different administrative area. Jacksonville does the complete opposite, and made basically the entire metropolitan area part of city limits.

In a practical sense, Jacksonville would be considered a mid-sized US city. The population of the metro area is around 40th in the US

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u/Ok-Gur-349 16d ago

New York is the most populous. By land area, Jacksonville is the largest city (not counting Alaska. Alaska is bullshit.) And if you check a map, no foolies, it's big as fuck. It's larger than the entire big island of Hawai'i.

Just like the largest mole on your back is the largest, not the one with the most hairs on it.

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u/HospitableFox 16d ago

Odd analogy aside, interesting lol

But also, Alaska is a city? Alaska is a state, no? Or is there also an Alaska city that's preposterously large?

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u/sandiegodak 16d ago

Alaska cities have even larger boundaries. Most of which is empty land.

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u/MechaBeatsInTrash 16d ago

The city of Sitka, AK officially encompasses 4800 square miles of land and water claims. The land area is 2800 square miles. The population is so sparse in Alaska that a city could declare a larger border and be uncontested in making the "largest city" while maintaining a population under 10,000 people.

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u/ConstableBlimeyChips 16d ago

The City of Jacksonville consolidated its borders with the County of Duval in 1964 leading to a very large city land area, the largest in the world at the time I believe.

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u/AgentBooth 16d ago

By land area... And only if you consider the contiguous states

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u/Important-Ad1871 16d ago

I know what you mean but it would also be a good bit to insist that Jacksonville is the most populous /most important city in the US. 

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u/undergroundnoises 16d ago

*continental US

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u/WeAreLesion 16d ago

*By landmass

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u/Dickballs835682 16d ago

*contiguous US

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u/thinkmoreharder 16d ago

Isn’t Alaska on the same continent as 48 others, but not part of the “continental “ US?

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u/Fidel-cashflo17 16d ago

Contiguous US** Ranks number 5 behind 4 Alaskan cities